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Haha another one for yas

Wooper

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So bloke I’ve mentioned before was telling me a guy he knows been going to a private massage place with a Thai lady and was one you need to put a little time with to get extras.

So this guys like early 30s and when extras were offered (topless hj only) he was little surprised because the husband who’s an older white bloke with an accent which he thinks is South African or something but doesn’t know for sure but he accepted the extras as he likes the lady and she has big naturals.

Now when extras are offered she will turn the music up louder which he always thought just makes it seem more suss to anyone in the house but the room is further back so not really in too much hearing distance but she gets right into it the hj and will have her too completely off and does the dirty talk talking about how big he is and gets low to look like she will put it in her mouth and is generally pretty playful.

So after like 3 visits with extras je was in the middle of getting one and the husband barges in and just starts yelling his head off and he freaks out and jumps up and the husbands in the door way just goin off and then she starts screaming at him and he’s stuck there naked with a ragging hard in close to finishing but the issue was that when extras start she yanks off the towel and throws it behind her and as the rooms kinda small and the husbands blocking the way both the towel and his clothes are stuck on the other side of where he is and he had to awkwardly get last them to grab his stuff and try get clothed enough to leave.

As he was trying to leave the old guy started pointing close to his face and he instinctively said try anything and I’ll kick you in the face and the old guy was taken a back and had a shocked look on his face and then he kinda realised he was just caught getting a naked hj from his wife and then threaten to kick him in the face haha.

He then gets out the door and bolts to his car and just takes off.

Moral of the story never pay upfront as you might leave running out the door $50 short and your load intact haha
 
I have a funny feeling I know the Thai private, ask you mate if she is located Kiara
 
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Just another funny one, talking to a chic I met and when she was in high school she came home one day to her brother telling her he accidentally walked into their mums room as she was getting railed by their now step dad and she was wearing her school uniform as it turns out they had the classic school girl kink haha, she refused to wear any of her current ones and demanded they replace them all haha, years later discovered it wasn’t the first time they did it either haha
 
Just another funny one, talking to a chic I met and when she was in high school she came home one day to her brother telling her he accidentally walked into their mums room as she was getting railed by their now step dad and she was wearing her school uniform as it turns out they had the classic school girl kink haha, she refused to wear any of her current ones and demanded they replace them all haha, years later discovered it wasn’t the first time they did it either haha
you really crack me up.
 
My ability to only be a booty call continues haha. So girl I met on tinder ages back we use to talk sex a lot sent me pics constantly all that but then ghosted me because she ended up dating a guy then we talked again for a bit and still talked sex but was mostly just friendly stuff, then got into more sexual talk and she suddenly ghosted me again and found out she got pregnant so think doing the right thing.

Anyway on the weekend got a random message and was her and she said wanna get a drink so I agreed thinking it was odd, but turns out her and her partner doin the time apart thing but she was like will last like 2 days as he done this twice now apparently so she wanted to take the time to have fun and because we never got to hook up she wanted to knock that if her list haha, so yeh had a longer than a quickie but not a full night play so worked out for me
 
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