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Good legitimate massage

To be fair there’s like so many places that sound the same and like 5 names these masseuses use lol
Agree, but for me it's part -
"I can fill my browser history up all day with Talkinsex.com and that's ok, but better not have any naughty google searches in there".😁
 
was there a review done recently on G’day massage in the city?
Thought I saw something but couldn’t see anything in the search
 
Alright before I post do not bother asking or even DMing me yet as I am not willing to risk this place yet so in about a month I’ll likely share location.

So found a new shop about 2 months in a shopping centre but was typically overpriced small and just seem fully legit as they have hicups or whatever it’s called.

So week and a half ago I was exhausted and needed a small shop so thought what the hell I’ll try the place and see if they’ll do a massage just on my front doing head legs and try stomach area as I like it especially when they get close.
Lady at the counters like early 30s I’d say and English isn’t the best but basics are fine, ok looking but nothing that I found amazing, so I go in and get down to underwear as I didn’t actually ask but as I’m there an older lady easily 50s+ who I don’t think speaks barely any English standing there so I ask if they want on or off and to cover (I’m holding the towel) and I can’t for the life of me understand At first but here that fine that fine which I still dunno if it means on or off so I just lay face up wearing.
So massage is decent so I ask if she can do around leg and tummy which she just smiles and says ok.
Now I’m not attracted to her at all but she has her hands in my underwear all around the fella with constant brushes while also just moving my underwear over with me at the constant point of almost popping out, also I did a little scratch near my groin and she proceeds to scratch there for me and continues to rub right up it, so I originally booked 45 min as it’s overpriced and then agreed to do an hour ad I was currently in teasing bliss but then she left the room and the original lady at the counter came in and finished with a terrible too light rub which gave my buyers remorse.
So few days later I was near again so thought I’d give it another go and interested the same lady which again comes out and I’m not at all attracted to her and she is much older but I wanted that tease again, so basically requested to just hang around my groin which she did and again was inside my underwear rubbing the muscles around my cock and even got the base of it done, now I tried a few times again to give myself a little scratch near my groin which again had her focusing on doing little scratches around it which again felt amazing and I was also again constantly at risk of poking out, also again the place is tiny and both times had lady customers and my first time was the room next to the door and they’re just rooms with door curtains and first time had ladies and kids in and out which was very off putting, next visit was a room over but again ended up having a lady in the other room, also again booked for 45 and tried to go an hour but they had already taken a booking.

Now my third visit again requested her as I was again tired and feeling kinda dehydrated, ask for a full hour this time and they tried uk sell again which they got a little annoying about.
So same again requested just around the groin and again did the occasional scratch near it to get her attention there, now her massages were always firm not soft so focusing on one area got little rough at the end of the previous ones but this time she also kept rubbing my chest and close to the nipple but didn’t feel sexual as it was too hard and eventually had to ask her to stop as she was starting to hurt me which again was difficult as she doesn’t speak English at all and thought I wanted more focus on those spots. So getting closer to the hour end and she was giving me a bit of a wedgie so was trying to fix myself and she just graved the towel and put it over snd then took my underwear off and ended up getting lots of grazing against the fella and was again in teasing bliss, now I ended up getting a legit itch and said sorry and made sure to keep the towel over and gave a scratch against my shaft which again she kinda put her hand to push mine away to do for me and ended up doing almost like a half hj on the lower shaft and she did this for awhile and thought ok here we go but then eventually got back to doing the regular stuff again, I then said fuck it I’ll do 90 min and had to sit up to have a quick drink as again I’m dehydrated as hell.
As I finish drinking I lay back and she also gave me a small wet towel to wipe my face. and again think hmm I’ll do a little scratch on the shaft again which again I say sorry and discreetly do which again she just puts her hand there and this time just really focuses up the shaft and then throws the towel away and replaces it with the small wet one and again does like a half hj at the shaft over the wet towel while also having her other hand rubbing around the groin and brushing the fella, then just eventually gets to the point where she’s just giving me a full on hj with the wet towel on it, again her English is non existence and I try be like hey the towels starting to chafe a bit but she doesn’t catch on and we eventually get to time and i pay for the massage and leave.
Didn’t finish but was also very dehydrated so don’t think I could but was one the best AMP experiences I’ve had in ages
 
Alright before I post do not bother asking or even DMing me yet as I am not willing to risk this place yet so in about a month I’ll likely share location.

So found a new shop about 2 months in a shopping centre but was typically overpriced small and just seem fully legit as they have hicups or whatever it’s called.

So week and a half ago I was exhausted and needed a small shop so thought what the hell I’ll try the place and see if they’ll do a massage just on my front doing head legs and try stomach area as I like it especially when they get close.
Lady at the counters like early 30s I’d say and English isn’t the best but basics are fine, ok looking but nothing that I found amazing, so I go in and get down to underwear as I didn’t actually ask but as I’m there an older lady easily 50s+ who I don’t think speaks barely any English standing there so I ask if they want on or off and to cover (I’m holding the towel) and I can’t for the life of me understand At first but here that fine that fine which I still dunno if it means on or off so I just lay face up wearing.
So massage is decent so I ask if she can do around leg and tummy which she just smiles and says ok.
Now I’m not attracted to her at all but she has her hands in my underwear all around the fella with constant brushes while also just moving my underwear over with me at the constant point of almost popping out, also I did a little scratch near my groin and she proceeds to scratch there for me and continues to rub right up it, so I originally booked 45 min as it’s overpriced and then agreed to do an hour ad I was currently in teasing bliss but then she left the room and the original lady at the counter came in and finished with a terrible too light rub which gave my buyers remorse.
So few days later I was near again so thought I’d give it another go and interested the same lady which again comes out and I’m not at all attracted to her and she is much older but I wanted that tease again, so basically requested to just hang around my groin which she did and again was inside my underwear rubbing the muscles around my cock and even got the base of it done, now I tried a few times again to give myself a little scratch near my groin which again had her focusing on doing little scratches around it which again felt amazing and I was also again constantly at risk of poking out, also again the place is tiny and both times had lady customers and my first time was the room next to the door and they’re just rooms with door curtains and first time had ladies and kids in and out which was very off putting, next visit was a room over but again ended up having a lady in the other room, also again booked for 45 and tried to go an hour but they had already taken a booking.

Now my third visit again requested her as I was again tired and feeling kinda dehydrated, ask for a full hour this time and they tried uk sell again which they got a little annoying about.
So same again requested just around the groin and again did the occasional scratch near it to get her attention there, now her massages were always firm not soft so focusing on one area got little rough at the end of the previous ones but this time she also kept rubbing my chest and close to the nipple but didn’t feel sexual as it was too hard and eventually had to ask her to stop as she was starting to hurt me which again was difficult as she doesn’t speak English at all and thought I wanted more focus on those spots. So getting closer to the hour end and she was giving me a bit of a wedgie so was trying to fix myself and she just graved the towel and put it over snd then took my underwear off and ended up getting lots of grazing against the fella and was again in teasing bliss, now I ended up getting a legit itch and said sorry and made sure to keep the towel over and gave a scratch against my shaft which again she kinda put her hand to push mine away to do for me and ended up doing almost like a half hj on the lower shaft and she did this for awhile and thought ok here we go but then eventually got back to doing the regular stuff again, I then said fuck it I’ll do 90 min and had to sit up to have a quick drink as again I’m dehydrated as hell.
As I finish drinking I lay back and she also gave me a small wet towel to wipe my face. and again think hmm I’ll do a little scratch on the shaft again which again I say sorry and discreetly do which again she just puts her hand there and this time just really focuses up the shaft and then throws the towel away and replaces it with the small wet one and again does like a half hj at the shaft over the wet towel while also having her other hand rubbing around the groin and brushing the fella, then just eventually gets to the point where she’s just giving me a full on hj with the wet towel on it, again her English is non existence and I try be like hey the towels starting to chafe a bit but she doesn’t catch on and we eventually get to time and i pay for the massage and leave.
Didn’t finish but was also very dehydrated so don’t think I could but was one the best AMP experiences I’ve had in ages
Great punctuation, almost suffocated
 
Alright before I post do not bother asking or even DMing me yet as I am not willing to risk this place yet so in about a month I’ll likely share location.

So found a new shop about 2 months in a shopping centre but was typically overpriced small and just seem fully legit as they have hicups or whatever it’s called.

So week and a half ago I was exhausted and needed a small shop so thought what the hell I’ll try the place and see if they’ll do a massage just on my front doing head legs and try stomach area as I like it especially when they get close.
Lady at the counters like early 30s I’d say and English isn’t the best but basics are fine, ok looking but nothing that I found amazing, so I go in and get down to underwear as I didn’t actually ask but as I’m there an older lady easily 50s+ who I don’t think speaks barely any English standing there so I ask if they want on or off and to cover (I’m holding the towel) and I can’t for the life of me understand At first but here that fine that fine which I still dunno if it means on or off so I just lay face up wearing.
So massage is decent so I ask if she can do around leg and tummy which she just smiles and says ok.
Now I’m not attracted to her at all but she has her hands in my underwear all around the fella with constant brushes while also just moving my underwear over with me at the constant point of almost popping out, also I did a little scratch near my groin and she proceeds to scratch there for me and continues to rub right up it, so I originally booked 45 min as it’s overpriced and then agreed to do an hour ad I was currently in teasing bliss but then she left the room and the original lady at the counter came in and finished with a terrible too light rub which gave my buyers remorse.
So few days later I was near again so thought I’d give it another go and interested the same lady which again comes out and I’m not at all attracted to her and she is much older but I wanted that tease again, so basically requested to just hang around my groin which she did and again was inside my underwear rubbing the muscles around my cock and even got the base of it done, now I tried a few times again to give myself a little scratch near my groin which again had her focusing on doing little scratches around it which again felt amazing and I was also again constantly at risk of poking out, also again the place is tiny and both times had lady customers and my first time was the room next to the door and they’re just rooms with door curtains and first time had ladies and kids in and out which was very off putting, next visit was a room over but again ended up having a lady in the other room, also again booked for 45 and tried to go an hour but they had already taken a booking.

Now my third visit again requested her as I was again tired and feeling kinda dehydrated, ask for a full hour this time and they tried uk sell again which they got a little annoying about.
So same again requested just around the groin and again did the occasional scratch near it to get her attention there, now her massages were always firm not soft so focusing on one area got little rough at the end of the previous ones but this time she also kept rubbing my chest and close to the nipple but didn’t feel sexual as it was too hard and eventually had to ask her to stop as she was starting to hurt me which again was difficult as she doesn’t speak English at all and thought I wanted more focus on those spots. So getting closer to the hour end and she was giving me a bit of a wedgie so was trying to fix myself and she just graved the towel and put it over snd then took my underwear off and ended up getting lots of grazing against the fella and was again in teasing bliss, now I ended up getting a legit itch and said sorry and made sure to keep the towel over and gave a scratch against my shaft which again she kinda put her hand to push mine away to do for me and ended up doing almost like a half hj on the lower shaft and she did this for awhile and thought ok here we go but then eventually got back to doing the regular stuff again, I then said fuck it I’ll do 90 min and had to sit up to have a quick drink as again I’m dehydrated as hell.
As I finish drinking I lay back and she also gave me a small wet towel to wipe my face. and again think hmm I’ll do a little scratch on the shaft again which again I say sorry and discreetly do which again she just puts her hand there and this time just really focuses up the shaft and then throws the towel away and replaces it with the small wet one and again does like a half hj at the shaft over the wet towel while also having her other hand rubbing around the groin and brushing the fella, then just eventually gets to the point where she’s just giving me a full on hj with the wet towel on it, again her English is non existence and I try be like hey the towels starting to chafe a bit but she doesn’t catch on and we eventually get to time and i pay for the massage and leave.
Didn’t finish but was also very dehydrated so don’t think I could but was one the best AMP experiences I’ve had in ages
Bro lol 😆
Hiccups.
No English.
Not attracted to her at all but she is the pro.
Kids going in and out of the shop.
The attractive one is terrible.
Dehydrated struggling to survive.
Getting chafed.
Overpriced massage.

But I do think that tease sounds incredible, and she did that hj at the end without charging extra? The fact the undies were on makes the tease sound even better and so does the itch game
 
Also stomach massage? I've never heard of that, or experienced that. That sounds really uncomfortable?
But I'm kind of curious to try it?
 
Alright before I post do not bother asking or even DMing me yet as I am not willing to risk this place yet so in about a month I’ll likely share location.

So found a new shop about 2 months in a shopping centre but was typically overpriced small and just seem fully legit as they have hicups or whatever it’s called.

So week and a half ago I was exhausted and needed a small shop so thought what the hell I’ll try the place and see if they’ll do a massage just on my front doing head legs and try stomach area as I like it especially when they get close.
Lady at the counters like early 30s I’d say and English isn’t the best but basics are fine, ok looking but nothing that I found amazing, so I go in and get down to underwear as I didn’t actually ask but as I’m there an older lady easily 50s+ who I don’t think speaks barely any English standing there so I ask if they want on or off and to cover (I’m holding the towel) and I can’t for the life of me understand At first but here that fine that fine which I still dunno if it means on or off so I just lay face up wearing.
So massage is decent so I ask if she can do around leg and tummy which she just smiles and says ok.
Now I’m not attracted to her at all but she has her hands in my underwear all around the fella with constant brushes while also just moving my underwear over with me at the constant point of almost popping out, also I did a little scratch near my groin and she proceeds to scratch there for me and continues to rub right up it, so I originally booked 45 min as it’s overpriced and then agreed to do an hour ad I was currently in teasing bliss but then she left the room and the original lady at the counter came in and finished with a terrible too light rub which gave my buyers remorse.
So few days later I was near again so thought I’d give it another go and interested the same lady which again comes out and I’m not at all attracted to her and she is much older but I wanted that tease again, so basically requested to just hang around my groin which she did and again was inside my underwear rubbing the muscles around my cock and even got the base of it done, now I tried a few times again to give myself a little scratch near my groin which again had her focusing on doing little scratches around it which again felt amazing and I was also again constantly at risk of poking out, also again the place is tiny and both times had lady customers and my first time was the room next to the door and they’re just rooms with door curtains and first time had ladies and kids in and out which was very off putting, next visit was a room over but again ended up having a lady in the other room, also again booked for 45 and tried to go an hour but they had already taken a booking.

Now my third visit again requested her as I was again tired and feeling kinda dehydrated, ask for a full hour this time and they tried uk sell again which they got a little annoying about.
So same again requested just around the groin and again did the occasional scratch near it to get her attention there, now her massages were always firm not soft so focusing on one area got little rough at the end of the previous ones but this time she also kept rubbing my chest and close to the nipple but didn’t feel sexual as it was too hard and eventually had to ask her to stop as she was starting to hurt me which again was difficult as she doesn’t speak English at all and thought I wanted more focus on those spots. So getting closer to the hour end and she was giving me a bit of a wedgie so was trying to fix myself and she just graved the towel and put it over snd then took my underwear off and ended up getting lots of grazing against the fella and was again in teasing bliss, now I ended up getting a legit itch and said sorry and made sure to keep the towel over and gave a scratch against my shaft which again she kinda put her hand to push mine away to do for me and ended up doing almost like a half hj on the lower shaft and she did this for awhile and thought ok here we go but then eventually got back to doing the regular stuff again, I then said fuck it I’ll do 90 min and had to sit up to have a quick drink as again I’m dehydrated as hell.
As I finish drinking I lay back and she also gave me a small wet towel to wipe my face. and again think hmm I’ll do a little scratch on the shaft again which again I say sorry and discreetly do which again she just puts her hand there and this time just really focuses up the shaft and then throws the towel away and replaces it with the small wet one and again does like a half hj at the shaft over the wet towel while also having her other hand rubbing around the groin and brushing the fella, then just eventually gets to the point where she’s just giving me a full on hj with the wet towel on it, again her English is non existence and I try be like hey the towels starting to chafe a bit but she doesn’t catch on and we eventually get to time and i pay for the massage and leave.
Didn’t finish but was also very dehydrated so don’t think I could but was one the best AMP experiences I’ve had in ages
If you use hicaps it'll probably be legit. If health funds find out sex is included in the subsidised treatment they take away the hicaps machine.
 
was there a review done recently on G’day massage in the city?
Thought I saw something but couldn’t see anything in the search
Sorry but the Team they have puts me off but maybe if you are into mature then you could try it out. The place does look legit though.

 
Sorry but the Team they have puts me off but maybe if you are into mature then you could try it out. The place does look legit though.

Can't see in the front and open late night equals rub and tug. Also neon lights apparently equals rub and tug.
 
Sorry but the Team they have puts me off but maybe if you are into mature then you could try it out. The place does look legit though.

I've had a massage from May, which was good. Definitely wasn't going to ask for extras.... Joanne (much older than her pic) does an ok wax (and HJ if she likes you). Ci Ci I think it was her) will give a massage with HJ. Suspect more is on offer, but she seemed scared of getting caught. She isn't much of a looker though. Have noticed a younger girl when I came out of a massage once but dont recognise her in the pics.
 
I've had a massage from May, which was good. Definitely wasn't going to ask for extras.... Joanne (much older than her pic) does an ok wax (and HJ if she likes you). Ci Ci I think it was her) will give a massage with HJ. Suspect more is on offer, but she seemed scared of getting caught. She isn't much of a looker though. Have noticed a younger girl when I came out of a massage once but dont recognise her in the pics.

Thanks for the review! They seem really hospitable which more massage joints could learn a thing or two from 🫡
 
I want to try a legit massage NOR that is good, I won't go for extras but I can report back if I feel it's possible if anyone has a recommendation
 
I want to try a legit massage NOR that is good, I won't go for extras but I can report back if I feel it's possible if anyone has a recommendation
If they do health rebate they are probably good massage therapists as they need certification to qualify to do health rebate? Google searching massage perth, is your friend on this one. If they have hicaps they are allmost certainly legit. Health funds take away the hicaps machine if there is sex as part of the subsidised treatment.
 
If they have hicaps they are allmost certainly legit. Health funds take away the hicaps machine if there is sex as part of the subsidised treatment.
I thought HICAPS would just work with an item number system for services and treatment provided, like 001 for standard consultation, etc, same dentists, or chiros or whatever.
So do not know how it works as presume no shop ever finds an item number for 'sex' in the treatment list, so perhaps just comes down to hearsay or gossip or some unlucky bugger in the Health Fund has to research and trial all the shops and report back?
 
If they do health rebate they are probably good massage therapists as they need certification to qualify to do health rebate? Google searching massage perth, is your friend on this one. If they have hicaps they are allmost certainly legit. Health funds take away the hicaps machine if there is sex as part of the subsidised treatment.
This is an opinion piece only. Fact.
 
I thought HICAPS would just work with an item number system for services and treatment provided, like 001 for standard consultation, etc, same dentists, or chiros or whatever.
So do not know how it works as presume no shop ever finds an item number for 'sex' in the treatment list, so perhaps just comes down to hearsay or gossip or some unlucky bugger in the Health Fund has to research and trial all the shops and report back?
Someone went undercover too see if they'd offer sex as part of subsidised treatment. There's a news article about it.
 
I thought HICAPS would just work with an item number system for services and treatment provided, like 001 for standard consultation, etc, same dentists, or chiros or whatever.
So do not know how it works as presume no shop ever finds an item number for 'sex' in the treatment list, so perhaps just comes down to hearsay or gossip or some unlucky bugger in the Health Fund has to research and trial all the shops and report back?
Or some do-gooder dobs them in .. 🤷🤷
I can go to a 'local' hicaps machine and get whatever my fund refunds
(don't forget I've already paid that in advance) so long as I pay the shop an extra fee for processing it thru their books. I pay the fund in advance then I pay more again to get some of it back.WIN WIN for me really ..
 
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