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Al Swearengen

Notice how nobody advertises (or asks for) the "Wife" experience?
Its only Girlfriend Experience?

Would that be because nobody wants the experience of a controlling, nagging, sexually frigid bitch?

Al
 
What are you talking about. I've plenty of controlling, nagging, sexually frigid bitch w/l.

Just because you pay doesn't stop some of them.
 
Ha! My torment only lasts 30 minutes. Even less when I'm with a dud.
 
How specific does the ad have to be AL GF of 6weeks GF of 2yrs The GF your trying to get the courage to dump?
 
happy2 said:
How specific does the ad have to be AL GF of 6weeks GF of 2yrs The GF your trying to get the courage to dump?
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Now thats a good point, Happy. I'm always happy with GF of 1 month. The shine is still on things & shes still willing to put out.
 
Ahoy, I gotto agree with Col, it probably explains why I do`nt return as a regular
Cheers Lads

colzilla said:
What are you talking about. I've plenty of controlling, nagging, sexually frigid bitch w/l.

Just because you pay doesn't stop some of them.
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That's a good point Al. Well 20 years ago I ordered the WE (wife experience) but I found it cost me far more both in $ terms and in emotional stress than if I'd booked a GFE.

My mistake was I never read her profile where it says the sex only lasts for the first 12 months and that MF involved having french exchange students come to stay. Also all the Outcalls were far more expensive as they had mandatory shopping and also no sex.
 
Ahoy my Bro Dallas, I do agree with you, a freind of mine told me once, if you wish a wifey do not forget to swipe your card before you got into bed
Hmmmmmm, no matter how you look at it, we pay in one way or the other.
Dallas said:
That's a good point Al. Well 20 years ago I ordered the WE (wife experience) but I found it cost me far more both in $ terms and in emotional stress than if I'd booked a GFE.

My mistake was I never read her profile where it says the sex only lasts for the first 12 months and that MF involved having french exchange students come to stay. Also all the Outcalls were far more expensive as they had mandatory shopping and also no sex.
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The young lady I saw yesterday for a massage was joking with me when we were talking bout GFE etc.. she offered met he GFE experience.. nag and complain at me for the whole massage then tell me she's got a headache just before the happy ending started... was quite funny actually...
 
Thatguy said:
The young lady I saw yesterday for a massage was joking with me when we were talking bout GFE etc.. she offered met he GFE experience.. nag and complain at me for the whole massage then tell me she's got a headache just before the happy ending started... was quite funny actually...
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That's funny! well kind of, but the whole thread tells me one thing, forget the WE or the GFE, go with the LT W/L experience and let her decide on what she feels like and in most cases you'll have the best time ever! Has worked for me so far :)
 
I thought it was funny.. I knew she was joking.. we just happened to be talking bout the different services at different places etc..

I guess it depends on your definition of the experience etc.. and what your there for in the first place..
 
Yes Thatguy some girls just have a similar sense of humour to you so those jokes just roll on seamlessly
A girl I saw asked if I wanted a GFE then rolled over and pretended to sleep snores and all
 
ya I agree.. I find it more enjoyable if there's a personality connection as well... looks aren't always my first criteria.. if I get that I might have a good time chatting and laffin with someone.. it makes it even better..
 
With WE - you get more than you bargain for, not only you get to check out the plumbing, it also comes with a brush and detergent. The only oral you will get is an hour of lecture. lol...if you nudge her you get no wink back. I guess that is why this service is not on offer.
 
Actually I'm thinking a genuine BFE, would be leaving her to light the bbq while you head out into the garage with your mates to watch porn and drink beer, then waking her up at 2am when you're drunk and trying to impress her with your sexy breath and lack of functionality in other areas. Hmm the GFE sounds more fun :)
 
BFE = Boyfriend Experience. Some of my regulars get the full range of emotions all in one $160-200 x 30 minute booking.
 
I'd rather not have the LBFE thank you very much.

I prefer my women without the meat and two veg.
 
Thankfully I've never reached down below for a nasty surprise.

Been conned by a few post ops but that's a VDE
 
ouch post ops...so from experience, does it look like the real mccoy? I never seen one in real life, post ops cat.
 
Don't know. As soon as I smelt a rat and he/she seemed a bit iffy I was out of there.
 
so ratty in smell, well the real mccoy has that fishy smell, salmon some say. Right pound the alarm when it emits ratty smell. lol
 
Well there was the punter who wasn't getting what he wanted from the WE with her indoors so he went to a WL for the GFE. Anyway his wife somehow found out and challenged him about why he preferred the WL GFE experience. Backed into a corner he came up with the comment that "well she moans" Not to be outdone the wife (to her credit) promised to moan if that was it would take to save the relationship and marriage. Having little choice the bloke went for it that night and as he started to get into it the wife starts moaning - why haven't you taken out the rubbish, you haven't fixed that leaking tap , don't ask that Colzilla around here again!!!
 
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