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[Wooper]

So met an older bloke few years back and told me about a mate he had years ago and the guy was always a cheap prick and never had money but as mates do they help out and shout all sorts, so one day the guy asked to borrow a few grand because they needed to sort a car out so he helped him out and expected that it be awhile to get the money back because they never had any.

so as time went on and nothing was being paid back and no mention of what is going on he had to ask a few times and was met with sorry I will get it back to you I just need time and being a mate he said no worries just keep me posted.

so as even more time went on he had to start pushing more and say he is happy to sort out a payment plan and everything but then the guy just made it a issue and basically told him to fuck off and started ghosting him and he just ended up losing the money and losing a friend.

so few years later after a pretty easy separation and divorce from his wife he started seeing escort and massage shops and blowing some money in getting his jollies off and then decided to try a brothel and there was a girl he thought looked familiar and couldn’t shake it so looked up the site plus Facebook and turned out was that mate who took his moneys daughter and probably spent about the same he borrowed out seeing her and felt he got some kinda revenge lol

 

[Obbie]

At least someone got his money I guess

 

[Plumage]

I know it's only a joke (how do you match an escort website to Facebook after all unless someone is using their real name!), but:

How is that any kind of "revenge"?
(Is the sex with the escort punishing her, or is her dad meant to be ashamed of what she does and hurt each time she does it?)
Sounds like the dad and the daughter both ended up with your bloke's money.

Your bloke lost his friend, his wife, and his money twice over. I guess that is kind of funny ... nope, can't see it.

 

[Plumage]

Oh wait, I think I was allowing my personal biases to get in the way. I just found this similar joke in the "Big Book of Screamingly Funny Jokes Not About Sex-workers", and now I get it.

"Wooper really hated Brian. Wooper wanted revenge. Wooper discovered that Brian's daughter ran a florists shop. So Wooper switched all his purchases to her shop, contributing to her financial success.

Not only that. Brian had two other kids and Wooper helped them out as well!

That sure showed Brian!"

 

[Wooper]

I know it's only a joke (how do you match an escort website to Facebook after all unless someone is using their real name!), but:

How is that any kind of "revenge"?
(Is the sex with the escort punishing her, or is her dad meant to be ashamed of what she does and hurt each time she does it?)
Sounds like the dad and the daughter both ended up with your bloke's money.

Your bloke lost his friend, his wife, and his money twice over. I guess that is kind of funny ... nope, can't see it.

He banged his daughter and felt like he got something back, he lost a friend but the bloke was a loser and a user and the divorce with his wife had nothing to do with all that and was pretty clean and they have always been on good terms, yes he still paid the daughter but again the idea of having the daughter of a man that robbed him was satisfying to him, and he matched the site and the Facebook because he knew the girl and knew where to look and had it all confirmed when he found it