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Freebie for women

TheCock

TheCock

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Im looking for female volunteers to try my new mobile massage initiative. You will write true reviews on me on LTs. This will hopefully kick start my new growing opportunity :D

No sex no oral no anal.

Swedish with happy ending for the female. After the initial reviews I will start charging $$$ so get in quick ladies!!!
 
Sounds tempting.....Are you serious about the Swedish massage? How long does the massage last? Are you trained? Now the happy ending....No Sex No Oral....so I'm assuming just fingers.
 
sounds interesting Cyclone.....
Let me know details & your happy ending results my friend!
 
I'm abit suss.....but intrigued........love happy endings :mask:

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You can just have a massage but will cost $40.

Because I am new to happy endings, was hoping for some practice, you could say, before I start charging to make sure it is a happy ending, that makes you come back for more :D ;)
 
@DDxoxo he's saying he will be charging soon, but is willing to give some freebies out at the moment so he can practice specific aspects of the service.

@TheCock where you looking to do this on the side or as a bona fide business? If you were planning to run it as a business you'd want to sit down and write up a business plan with a projected profit/loss statement.

The idea seems reasonable, though if you any training, qualifications, experience, police clearance, insurance etc you'd want to point that out in your ad. It isn't hard to present yourself in a professional manner. You don't want to come across as a random guy looking to feel up some ladies.

And make sure you are well manicured.
 
Dont want to be a pessimist but there's a crap load of guys offering free massages in the personal.
I only know of one lady up for it
The very few who might be keen will want references qualifications
Getting women interested in stuff like that is harder than organising a rocket launch
You would have more luck advertising it without the happy ending otherwise your competing against the other 5000 guys offering the same service for free
 
TheCock said:
Normal massage = $40
Happy ending massage = Free

I want to build up my reputation for the happy ending, so making it free for now, but will charge for it later
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I think this is a good idea. Word of mouth seems to be the biggest marketing tool in this industry.
 
Old Cock allow me to rewrite your business plan

lawn mowing service $30.OO GST Inclusive
Clean leaves our of Guttering $40. 00 GST Inclusive '
Repair and repaint down pipes Cost plus 15% GST Inclusive


Buy a ute lawnmower and leaf blower some Stubby shorts and blue singlets go to the gym and tone up work hard and long , and as sure as God made little apples one day when hubby is at work and you have finished mowing the lawn .
The lady of the house will invite you in to wash of the sweat and do the other garden .
 
Ladies i am disappointed a man on an adventure and you are questioning him before discovering whether his service ranks, from experience an offer like this is is priceless you get to test the goodies for a review.
 
Mary-Anne K said:
Ladies i am disappointed a man on an adventure and you are questioning him before discovering whether his service ranks, from experience an offer like this is is priceless you get to test the goodies for a review.
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Does this mean as he is advertising a business he will be a paying customer to this forum like all the ladies are expected to be ? Or can any guy with an idea to get a womans clothes off and get their jollies at the same time put adds in for free?
 
Ahoy;- I do agree, he may take my clients!! but sadly having a hook, my client base ran off and hence I took up been a pirate LOL, now I just sing and dance and drink rum.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Adrianna Lush said:
Careful Happy Pirate...he might take all ur clients
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happypirate said:
Ahoy;- I do agree, he may take my clients!! but sadly having a hook, my client base ran off and hence I took up been a pirate LOL, now I just sing and dance and drink rum.
Cheers and Pass the Rum
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Yesssss but that's why they call working ladies/men/pirates Hookers.
You would have had a problem if they asked for fisting though
 
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