flashback!!!!!! Kalgoorlie

doob

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Ah yes, the old phone numbers. Given it was a brothel and they didn't always use condoms in those days - how I miss the old kidney bowls with warm water and a wet rag liberally applied by the escort!

Best part about the old phone numbers if you were calling from anywhere other than Kalgoorlie was the Telstra advertising campaign for STD a.k.a. Subscriber Trunk Dialing. Of course, given it was a brothel, it could well mean something else. STDs.
 

Mrs Langtrees

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Ah yes, the old phone numbers. Given it was a brothel and they didn't always use condoms in those days - how I miss the old kidney bowls with warm water and a wet rag liberally applied by the escort!

Best part about the old phone numbers if you were calling from anywhere other than Kalgoorlie was the Telstra advertising campaign for STD a.k.a. Subscriber Trunk Dialing. Of course, given it was a brothel, it could well mean something else. STDs.
Langtrees has always used condoms in the early days we lost 20-30% of our clientelle each week as they refused to wear condoms, we were open for 2 years before the vice squad made condom use compulsory for all brothels.
 

doob

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I think the lady in the middle has either leant up against the chalkboard or has wiped her hands on the dress after writing on the board :)
Or if could be a Monica Lewinsky dream cum true moment on the dress? Was young Willy Clinton in the area?
 

doob

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Langtrees has always used condoms in the early days we lost 20-30% of our clientelle each week as they refused to wear condoms, we were open for 2 years before the vice squad made condom use compulsory for all brothels.
30% x 52 weeks = 1560%
1560% x 2 years = 3120.

YOu lost 3120% of your customers in the course of 2 years? How the HELL did you survive in that business environment? Hope the 70% did well enough to keep you afloat!
 
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