Bigmick
Legend Member
Great story mate well done.
I still remember my first-ever glory hole adventure at vic park book storeView attachment 263593.
Attempt number one was an absolute tactical failure. I walked in full of curiosity, found one of the rooms, stepped inside… and immediately thought, “What the fuck am I doing?” Nerves won. I aborted the mission and disappeared.
But curiosity is a persistent little bastard.
On another occasion, I finally gathered the courage for Round Two. This time I strolled into the bookstore trying to look completely casual, like a bloke wandering through Woolies looking for the bread aisle. Meanwhile, internally, I had absolutely no idea what I was doing.
Eventually I found myself back in one of the rooms. Door shut. Porn playing on the screen. I settled in and tried to act like this was all perfectly normal.
Then it happened.
A finger appeared through the hole.
Not a knock. Not an introduction. Just one mysterious finger making its intentions very clear.
My brain immediately understood the assignment. Curiosity, nerves and dopamine all collided at once. There was no turning back now — the Albany Highway Glory Hole Olympics had officially begun.
In I went, and my little fella discovered what can only be described as unexpected five-star hospitality. Soft, sweet and apparently far more exciting than he was prepared for, because my endurance that day was certainly nothing worth putting on the résumé.
Mission accomplished, I hurriedly put myself back together and emerged from the room looking like a man who’d just scratched the winning Lotto ticket.
The funniest part was walking past the gentleman behind the counter afterwards. There I was, trying to act completely normal, having a polite little chat with this poor bloke while wearing the unmistakable grin of someone who had just unlocked a secret achievement.
Then I casually strolled home with a ridiculous smile, an unforgettable story and considerably lighter luggage.
10/10 for mystery.
0/10 for stamina.
Would nervously enter the bookstore again.
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Yes I went there once prior to it closing down.
There was a great bookstore opposite Carousel shopping centre before Covid hit. There was 6-7 glory holes in the back rooms and it was peak hour every day. Absolutely packed.