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FARTING - GUARANTEED A SMILE

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Went through a time when I had some sort of gastro. The farts were in the chemical warfare category. Anyway while still the the grips I had to do some shopping half way down a deserted aisle I let off a SBD (silent but deadly). I quickly moved out of the aisle into the next one. a minute or two later I heard a gasp and exclamation as some unsuspecting shopper entered the gas cloud.
Nothing quite like mining the aisles.
 
Ten pin bowlers do it to put their competition off their game.... take your shot then leave a gift for the next bowler to sniff just as they get to the point of releasing the ball...
 
The lift doors opened and I got in just as a lady walked out rather fast. She had dropped one and it was putrid. I did laugh out loud and comment on what died to her..... lol
 
Nomansland said:
Went through a time when I had some sort of gastro. The farts were in the chemical warfare category. Anyway while still the the grips I had to do some shopping half way down a deserted aisle I let off a SBD (silent but deadly). I quickly moved out of the aisle into the next one. a minute or two later I heard a gasp and exclamation as some unsuspecting shopper entered the gas cloud.
Nothing quite like mining the aisles.
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This is brilliant - got a vocal giggle from me - priceless!!
 
Squeaky sand, eh?

Link is broken so has been taken down
 
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