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Fart fetish

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I am str8, and I don't enjoy air from the blower below, it's a huge turn off really. I could suffocate for all I know, poisonous gas.
 
I have never been turned on by a sexy female ripping a good one in my presence. Yet so many do that to get a rise out of me. Then they tell me its because they are comfortable.

It always gets a laugh with a shaking head..........oh dear.......
 
Contrarian said:
This is a copy of what I wrote in another thread.

I had a whole bowl of muesli and bran for breakfast. I was billowing internally with the methane equivalent of a nuclear cloud fallout. I couldn't be arsed (pun intended) walking all the way down to the corridor to the restroom so I walked along it and there were 3 meeting rooms - a modern office which all had a teeny glass panel beside the door.

Room 1 had a meeting going on.

Room 2 had a meeting going on

I was in luck in Room 3! No lights on and I went inside, lifted up one leg and blew the bejesus out of the State of WA (at that time still home of the America's cup). I MEAN I AM TALKING ABOUT THE THUNDER WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER! Two seconds after what must have been an Olympian and world record setting effort, there was a slight cough, several loud swear words (not mine I should add) and a slide projector went on. There were giggles and laughs out loud - so I heard - I didn't hang around long enough to find out.

I've never looked at a bowl of all bran and muesli or a slide projector in the same way since!

Still had my job though - they must have liked it!
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Sorry, was reading this and having a coffee and laughed and my coffee's gone through my nose!!!!!
 
There was a guy over at the other forum who had a fecal fetish. Scat man I believe was his alias. Perhaps he might be able to help, as long as the lady doesn’t follow through?
 
As I've mentioned in a couple of other threads, I made the mistake of becoming personally involved with Carole, owner of Carolina's Massage and Natural Therapy.
This was over fifteen years ago and she's been dead for ten. She was a chronic alcoholic and a compulsive gambler.

But enough of that. When she was straight, she could cook Cypriot dishes and such like nobody's business. I don't know what she put in them, but Christ, could it make us both fart!! I She only had a little pair of buttocks. I could span my hand across both cheeks. But I would get my nose right in between them to enjoy her emissions.

As a fetish, farting is fun if you do it right. It doesn't have to be yukky.
 
For me that fetish extends to humour and reactions. Best public scene for me was watching a movie called Traffic ( super boring btw) in a cinema, on a climax scene where the FBI was opening a drug cartel car truck I let one rip like Proud long & super loud. Didn't help that the movie was so quiet so everyone heard it, us and the guys right of us kept laughing for 5-10mins(everyone in the cinema kept telling us to shhh). We couldn't stop laughing so those guys on my right all left the cinema. LoL.

Private ones between people close to you is fun too.
 
Its natural the same as breathing, or the daily constitutional, they can be pleasant, but a FETISH...Also i asked my doctor if I should have a thingy up my bum because of excess wind, he laughed and said worry if you don't have it.
 
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