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Fart fetish

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Pkjon18 said:
Looking for girls that will fart on me or for me find it so sexy
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LOL........guess you should invite her for dinner beforehand and serve:
1) onions
2) capsicum
3) raddish
all raw as sarters so let's go to the main course........
1) daal
2) kidney beans
3) chick peas
4) egg
and there might be even a desert.........mmmmmmm........let me think......
1) a drink of pure cabbage juice!!!!!!

Enjoy.........hope your roof won't lift off ;)
 
Try not to get an erection Pkjon18!

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Rochelle of Langtrees said:
LOL........guess you should invite her for dinner beforehand and serve:
1) onions
2) capsicum
3) raddish
all raw as sarters so let's go to the main course........
1) daal
2) kidney beans
3) chick peas
4) egg
and there might be even a desert.........mmmmmmm........let me think......
1) a drink of pure cabbage juice!!!!!!

Enjoy.........hope your roof won't lift off ;)
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Start with Pumpkin Soup. Always a ummm wind generator for me.
 
honestman said:
Ham & Cheese quiche...number one enemy. Makes you silent but deadly.
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Silent but deadly???!!! Where's the fun in that? I want to create Tsunamis across the world! If I fart, the world should know about it!
 
This is a copy of what I wrote in another thread.

I had a whole bowl of muesli and bran for breakfast. I was billowing internally with the methane equivalent of a nuclear cloud fallout. I couldn't be arsed (pun intended) walking all the way down to the corridor to the restroom so I walked along it and there were 3 meeting rooms - a modern office which all had a teeny glass panel beside the door.

Room 1 had a meeting going on.

Room 2 had a meeting going on

I was in luck in Room 3! No lights on and I went inside, lifted up one leg and blew the bejesus out of the State of WA (at that time still home of the America's cup). I MEAN I AM TALKING ABOUT THE THUNDER WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER! Two seconds after what must have been an Olympian and world record setting effort, there was a slight cough, several loud swear words (not mine I should add) and a slide projector went on. There were giggles and laughs out loud - so I heard - I didn't hang around long enough to find out.

I've never looked at a bowl of all bran and muesli or a slide projector in the same way since!

Still had my job though - they must have liked it!
 
Contrarian said:
Silent but deadly???!!! Where's the fun in that? I want to create Tsunamis across the world! If I fart, the world should know about it!
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lol. That's the point of being stealthy no one knows exactly who farted in an elevator.

Perhaps check out the fart fetish section in Clips4Sale.com You may find something up your alley :). Thread carefully though there's a lot of disturbing things in that site.
 
The original poster has gone all quiet? Is he being silent but deadly like James far, I mean Bond?
 
Some days I just accumulated too much gas in my pipeline. You tend to lose control sometimes of your valve. One day I was walking to the print room in the office, and I had a gas leak, I lost control of it. Luckily it wasn't loud, and I just walked on, not sure if other heard it. But I just pretended to not notice it and walked on...lol...must remember to exercise me pelvic floor muscle, squeezy squeezy.
 
Haha wow! Pretty sure I would get an instant flop. I suppose we can't choose what we want to like. I feel sorry for you for having such an awkward fetish. Good luck sir
 
Be loud and proud !! You fifth columnists and snipers should be put into the same room after having a feast As provided by Rochelles menu
A sealed room And dont be surprised if after a few hours have passed , I accidentally lob in a lighted match
 
and the thing is.. no matter what age you are.. as soon as a fart goes off.. your instantly 12 years old again...

fart humour never gets old...
 
Contrarian said:
Silent but deadly???!!! Where's the fun in that? I want to create Tsunamis across the world! If I fart, the world should know about it!
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well they do say that sharing is caring.... I think that when the odour gets to you.. I want you to know who sent it...

say it loud.. and say it proud!.. :D
 
Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence. It is sometimes seen as a lighter form of coprophilla,aka scat. Unlike scat however, there are no health risks involved.

Not all eproctophiles enjoy the notorious cake fart. In fact, several of them are just as grossed out as normal people and only a slim minority of them like it. Instead, the majority of them enjoy the smell and/or sound their partner's farts make.
:confused::confused::confused:
 
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