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Fanny Farts

Let's just say this is no bean induced flatulence. It's MAN made...you wouldn't be walking in a crowded area and release one suddenly from there. But hey it's odourless and colourless, hence harmless. No pardon needed. ;)
 
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homer said:
Let's just say this is no bean induced flatulence. It's MAN made...you wouldn't be walking in a crowded area and release one suddenly from there. But hey it's odourless and colourless, hence harmless. No pardon needed. ;)
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hahahaha i wish it was that easy Homer, im like in the back of my mind, Oh yu've got to be f@#$ing kidding me, thats when i start to giggle ;)
 
Though there is that awkward moment when they come out after a booking. Can be sitting with the ladies and poof. One comes out "it came from the front I swear!"

I got asked to stay back one night and I'm like I can't my stomach hurts from all the air up there!! One of the ladies suggested I pop my legs up in the air and bring them towards my body to get the air out. It worked! But it was a huge fanny fart that I'm glad no one was around to hear hahahah
 
Ginger Spice said:
Though there is that awkward moment when they come out after a booking. Can be sitting with the ladies and poof. One comes out "it came from the front I swear!"

I got asked to stay back one night and I'm like I can't my stomach hurts from all the air up there!! One of the ladies suggested I pop my legs up in the air and bring them towards my body to get the air out. It worked! But it was a huge fanny fart that I'm glad no one was around to hear hahahah
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Thats what you think Ginger? did you not hear us all laughing lol, nah just kidding, but it is a relief when its out.xx
 
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