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Does It Matter Who Makes More Money In Your Relationship?

High achiever or not when it's hump time, no phone time. Shut it off or silent it regardless. It's huge turn off. lol...I am sure she can spare 30 mins of pleasure time, when your in the mood for some lurving there's no time for other thing. Besides there's something called the voicemail.
 
Yeah! could be right there Mr H, she's invited me to her place in Maui or France when she's working. Hey maybe I could rewrite her periodic table ie - Orgasmium, Gspotium, screaminium, iphonium but he not answerium :)

Still reckon it's easier to just hand over the do$h.
 
Thanks Mr H I might have to add Maui to my holiday destination and destroy the iPhone upon arrival :)

You're right Mr C, it is easier, but I got to take her shopping the next day for stuffed koalas and Aussie fridge magnets, I know you're jealous now that you've heard that :)
 
I know you're jealous now that you've heard that :)

No not really. I've been shopping with a fav hooker. Couldn't walk 10 metres without stopping to look at shoes. "Sssssssshhhhhooooooeeeeeeeesss!"
 
No not really. I've been shopping with a fav hooker. Couldn't walk 10 metres without stopping to look at shoes. "Sssssssshhhhhooooooeeeeeeeesss!"

Yes what is it with women and shoes, I used to find it so annoying when I was shopping for power tools because she'd always want to check out the shoes, and shoe's aren't any good as everybody knows you can't use them in the garage :)
 
"Yes what is it with women and shoes"?

PS

Just buy her skiing boots next time. They would last for a few years...;D
 
I'll gladly retire as long as she keeps bringing home the bacon.


PS

Homer, you would like some eggs with your bacon? Will you wait for it, as well?-)
 
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