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Dirty talk

You Like Sticky date do you Tania ?
How you like your sticky date All brown and syrupy or thin and runny?
 
You want me to cum and make your little orange balls grow bigger.......I can do that.
quat do you think .
Shame you don't have a banana plantation.
 
Santa to a girl who has been a very good girl
“My sack's going to be empty when I'm finished with you!”
 
Dont know if this should go in funny signs thread or here, but here goes

In East Timor English is the third language but they do try
Sign out front of bar read

Liqour in the front
Poker in the rear
 
Fanny-Blower
According to one 19th century glossary of industrial slang, a fanny-blower or fanner was "used in the scissor-grinding industry," and comprised "a wheel with vanes, fixed onto a rotating shaft, enclosed in a case or chamber to create a blast of air." In other words, it’s a fan.
 
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Only safe way I can ask a cute barmaid for one... and not get slapped..
 
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