Definitions of a perfect woman

[Yorkshire Lad]

Shall I start….
Deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who lives next door to a bottle shop

 

[West1]

who OWNS a bottle shop!

 

[mrys]

Because her father is filthy rich.......with a bad cough.

 

[Yorkshire Lad]

who OWNS a bottle shop!

Who cares just send her round for a post coital pack of cold ones!!!

 

[pillinger]

With a mother who buys you a bottle of whiskey when you have a cold!

 

[johnmatilda]

No such thing as a perfect woman!

 

[James3006]

The ones who don’t know where I live.

 

[HappyPirate]

 

[Nina Stone]

Shall I start….
Deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who lives next door to a bottle shop

The same could be said for the perfect man

 

[Yorkshire Lad]

The same could be said for the perfect man

No that would be has a 6” tongue and can breath through his ears

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I’d walk the plank for that one me hearties

 

[Jack1666]

3 feet high, no teeth, and turns into a pizza at midnight

 

[johnmatilda]

The same could be said for the perfect man

Nah, the perfect man would be at least 6 feet tall, has a 6 pack, at least a 6 figure income, a big pecker but not too big, good in bed, charming, charismatic, good looking, funny, entertaining, love pets, lover her quirks and romantic. And even then, his ass would be dumped when the next better comes along!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ii937f

 

[johnmatilda]

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If only I could come home to this every night, I would die a happy man. Alas, such a woman doesn't exist.

 

[langfordguy82]

The same could be said for the perfect man

I guess if I was deaf and dumb I'd have a legit excuse to ignore her constant complaining and nagging

 

[Isabellagarcia]

The same could be said for the perfect man

Gotta love the saying " there's plenty of fish in the sea " I think there's a complete shortage on all fish to say the least or I seem to attract all the red flags, usually 8388449 red flags at once

 

[johnmatilda]

Gotta love the saying " there's plenty of fish in the sea " I think there's a complete shortage on all fish to say the least or I seem to attract all the red flags, usually 8388449 red flags at once

The "fish" are the men coz men be simping and take the bait hook, line and sinker!

 

[Isabellagarcia]

The "fish" are the men coz men be simping and take the bait hook, line and sinker!

Hahah I think its how society is now days both men and female

 

[richm]

Nothing about the "can suck a golf ball through 9ft of hosing ..."

 

[johnmatilda]

Nothing about the "can suck a golf ball through 9ft of hosing ..."

Is that you Tom Leykis?

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

Mary Anne Kenworthy! Phwoah! I've a rock hard erection now.