Crazy business ideas

[Perth boy]

Have you ever had a business idea but never done anything about it. Sex, alcohol and food always sell.

these are mine,

Number 1 idea,
Topless barber shop , yes the hairdresser would be topless and it would cost a bit more than normal. The girls could also get tips for the client to brush the cuttings off there boobs. I like the idea of having your hair shampooed while she brushes over you face with her breasts.

Number 2 idea.
A boat about 100ft long with a bar, food and sexy hookers. The boat would pull up next to fishing boats. Some of these boats are at sea for many weeks at a time and the guys get paid well. The hooker boat could also be used for private party’s in the north and even go to boat shows. The name of the boat would be interesting. Maybe the love boat.

Well what do you have?

 

[homer]

Thats very enterprising of you PB.

I had quite a brainstorm with a friend of mine and it only took us 5 seconds to come up with this one...Shagbus where both of us will be CEO's, and also the QA team, making sure of the quality is of high standard. LOL...sex on 4 wheels...yeah

Oh and the slogan, "Shagbus...where every bump and hump is felt."

 

[Contrarian]

You could have 3 names for 3 boats:

1. Rockin, Cockin, and Poppin!
2. Sexsea
3. Tide come and go
4. Anchors not wankers
5. Fishnet stockings
6. Mermaid in Heaven
7. The Hooker
8. Propellor shaft
9. Hello Sail Her!
But despite these gems, the one I like is (wait for it...) The Tit Tanic!

... the list goes on but I've given you enough freebies.

And then of course for your topless barber - it could be a guy who's bald! Topless geddit?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy and Hello;- I luv number two idea and Fishnet Stockings is a great name for a boat, and yes I would certainly come aboard on your boat very frequently, a little Pirate humour.

Ok; - here my Business plan, unfortunately it is seasonal but it’s a winner and can only happen over summer.
Topless hand cleaning car wash; - yep you guessed it, pay a $150 for your car to be washed by 4 topless ladies, a couple of course only wearing a G-string, now if you wish your interior to be cleaned, that is another additional $50.00.
The name of the company will be; --------- Magic Hand`s CarWash

 

[Perth boy]

Opps I nearly forgot about the idea of spaying sunburn oil on girls and guys at the beach.

Keep them coming.

 

[Contrarian]

One more for the boat (for now).

11. Semen seamen!
12. Cum onboard!
13.Ahoy a whore.
14. The Tug!

 

[homer]

Squirting Moments - The ooo's and the aaah's. What's important is not in the squirting but the moments.

Spank-A-Lot - Anywhere, anytime, your choice.

Rubba-Tug-Tug - Gives new meaning to "Free Willy"...

 

[Contrarian]

15. My horny sails over the ocean...
16. Hook, line and fucker?

 

[Contrarian]

17. Voyage to the bottom of the C (for all fans of 70s TV)
18. All hands on dick

 

[svengali]

There used to be a lingerie barbershop called "Stallone's" in Stirling Street next to the now departed Tudor Lane. It had a pic of Sly above the door and the ladies worked at T.L. as well as in the shop. Good haircut but the day I went it was lingerie only and no boobies.

 

[Contrarian]

You're lucky Svengali. I have to pay my barber a finder's fee!

 

[billybones]

Mines not as sexy as others but I think a lot more simple. Go somewhere such as the Royal show and set up a drinks stand.
Not with that coke or pepsi stuff but just simply use cordial and water. Charge maybe $1 which is far less then what it costs for the others.

 

[bobcat111]

had my hair cut by a totally nude hairdresser (female thank god!) at a place in Brisbane many moons ago and also heard about stallones which must have closed soon before I got over to Perth in 2001. Fine ideas.

I also like the idea of nude or semi nude car wash - inspired by a scene from the movie Cool Hand Luke (get it out if you haven't seen it - it's great) which gave me a very embarrasing hard-on as a teenager in an inapproriate setting...

 

[Rochelle]

Nearly got my idea, Happypirate, I was not thinking about car wash/car cleaning but about sexy house cleaning. Hire your personal house cleaner on a hourly base in 1) sexy cocktail outfit, 2) bra and panties, 3) stockings and mini skirt, 4) apron only, 5) costume of your choice or 6) nacked.........all include bending over and special attention to the master bedroom. R.xxxxxxxx

 

[HappyPirate]

Yeee gotto luv;- Rochelle;- "sexy house cleaning;- Hire your personal house cleaner on a hourly base in 1) sexy cocktail outfit, 2) bra and panties, 3) stockings and mini skirt, 4) apron only, 5) costume of your choice or 6) nacked"
Ohh eye its certainly would be a money maker;- then after the cleaning(I am assuming) there may be a chance for a full service.
Yep;- I would do a regular weekly booking;- sign me up

 

[Contrarian]

Panties? Panties?! Rochelle, I figured you more for a gstringer myself.

 

[Jazzmine]

Topless Drive through liquor stores.
Topless drive through take away stores.

 

[Perth boy]

Nearly got my idea, Happypirate, I was not thinking about car wash/car cleaning but about sexy house cleaning. Hire your personal house cleaner on a hourly base in 1) sexy cocktail outfit, 2) bra and panties, 3) stockings and mini skirt, 4) apron only, 5) costume of your choice or 6) nacked.........all include bending over and special attention to the master bedroom. R.xxxxxxxx

Rochelle a while back a friend of mine had a fillipino house cleaner that did this. She stared out as a normal cleaner and somehow he talked her into topless for a few extra $ he was single at the time but now they are married.

 

[homer]

Say hello to MobiHole - the one and only mobile gloryhole. Just like a food van we cum to you. lol..."Kinder Surprise!*

 

[Contrarian]

Homer, would the slogan for that business be "First Served, First Come"?

 

[Rochelle]

Rochelle a while back a friend of mine had a fillipino house cleaner that did this. She stared out as a normal cleaner and somehow he talked her into topless for a few extra $ he was single at the time but now they are married.

Hehehehe good on her.........if I expand my business she would be my first employee :icon_thum

R.xxxxxx

 

[Sandi Lang]

Going through the tunnel here in Perth was bad enough when it opened .. Can you imagine a topless take away , it would take days ...lol

 

[homer]

Homer, would the slogan for that business be "First Served, First Come"?

it can be...lol...or maybe whatever cum your way but be ready to be surprised.

 

[5ome0ne]

There is a good chance the hair gel situation in "There's something about Mary" happening in the hairdresser.