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Blow Job Review

Miss Minsen said:
Someone has pulled out so there is a vacancy.
Mmmm whom to select :p
Beppy Bum. Your on my radatr. :)
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Hope it wasnt due to the prospect of meeting dropcock and family.
I should make it clear while dropcock is always hanging around (or should I saw falling from the ceiling) hes a shy thing and will usually star from the corner with his one eye
 
I threw my cap in the ring but no callback
I'm sure the lucky guys will write suitable reviews after they recover
 
Miss Minsen said:
Well I am doing them still but not for free.
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Well miss unfortunately for both of us I was concentrating on my training for upcoming events that I didnt even realise that this circus was in town. Being a professional athlete I do abstain before upcoming events and occasionally suffer from MSB ( massive sperm buildup) and usually this extra testosterone helps me power to victory in the gruelling final stages of whichever discipline I am competing in. Usually within a few hours of my triumphs I require extraction of this excess as the buildup has been known to cause side effects of a gruesome nature. Worst of all is the dreaded black sack which if youve ever known anyone suffering with blue balls or even lovers nuts well multiply there suffering by 3 million times and that is what I risk. Not to mention the permanent disfigurement and discoloration but that is nothing to the excruciating pain and also the marquis events I could possibly miss from such misfortune. Just last week after blitzing a star studded field in the tour de france I was able to discharge this excess in paris. Truly a caring , nubile young health professional. Her treatment was imperative as I was backing up the tour with an unscheduled 3 set exhibition match with reigning Wimbledon and world no 1 tennis ace Maria Hotcuntsinova. And what a exhibition it was. Over a gruelling six days the perfection of the world no 1 shone through to take the match 3 sets to love. In her post match spiel she congratulated me on my outstanding stamina and techniques commenting how id stretched her like no other when taking her to deuce at every opportunity and admitting that if the ball bounce wasnt so consistently immaculate the result may have been reversed. She also thanked me for my service game as it has solved multiple problems that had been hampering her ability to bring her A game in tournaments outside the grand slams. Now that the epic match is concluded I now require some treatment as a case of black sack is a distinct possibility. Usually im not defeated and have hoards of young nurses offering the procedures needed to extract the potentially career ending fluid. On reading about your recent charity work with the elderly and less fortunate I was thinking I could give something back to the community after my failure to fire any more than 3 shots in the recent battle with miss Hotcuntsinova. Your nursing stocks could skyrocket with the treatment of such a high profile patient and coupled with your recent charity work could really put your practice on the map. From what one of the pensioners told of your proficiency at a certain procedure I believe your talents could be utilised better on the tour than down at the nursing home with the geriatrics fighting like schoolkids to cut in front of each other in the line for first five free offer. If your abilities are truly first rate I am will be willing to be a spokesperson and let my peers (there are very few) know of the elite service you provide. This opportunity I am offering should be grabbed with both hands as to treat an elite icon like myself is a a dream for most young health professionals. I have an upcoming watersports event versus a miss Piper so I require my piping to be thoroughly serviced and tested as to lose two events in the space of a week could see my seed drop to number 2 for the first time since finishing at the exact same time as then rookie Dakota in the now infamous game of human chess of 2014.
Looking forward to your reply
Mr B Apple
 
OK - I must admit I was one of the lucky ones.

That being said, I am yet to enjoy the company of Miss Minsen.

I do assure you that I will not shirk my obligation and will provide a full review.

From what I have read so far, and judging from the private chats that I have had with Miss Minsen, I have a lot to look forward to. :)
 
Zeus said:
OK - I must admit I was one of the lucky ones.

That being said, I am yet to enjoy the company of Miss Minsen.

I do assure you that I will not shirk my obligation and will provide a full review.

From what I have read so far, and judging from the private chats that I have had with Miss Minsen, I have a lot to look forward to. :)
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From what i have heard Z, you do indeed
 
bad apple said:
Well miss unfortunately for both of us I was concentrating on my training for upcoming events that I didnt even realise that this circus was in town. Being a professional athlete I do abstain before upcoming events and occasionally suffer from MSB ( massive sperm buildup) and usually this extra testosterone helps me power to victory in the gruelling final stages of whichever discipline I am competing in. Usually within a few hours of my triumphs I require extraction of this excess as the buildup has been known to cause side effects of a gruesome nature. Worst of all is the dreaded black sack which if youve ever known anyone suffering with blue balls or even lovers nuts well multiply there suffering by 3 million times and that is what I risk. Not to mention the permanent disfigurement and discoloration but that is nothing to the excruciating pain and also the marquis events I could possibly miss from such misfortune. Just last week after blitzing a star studded field in the tour de france I was able to discharge this excess in paris. Truly a caring , nubile young health professional. Her treatment was imperative as I was backing up the tour with an unscheduled 3 set exhibition match with reigning Wimbledon and world no 1 tennis ace Maria Hotcuntsinova. And what a exhibition it was. Over a gruelling six days the perfection of the world no 1 shone through to take the match 3 sets to love. In her post match spiel she congratulated me on my outstanding stamina and techniques commenting how id stretched her like no other when taking her to deuce at every opportunity and admitting that if the ball bounce wasnt so consistently immaculate the result may have been reversed. She also thanked me for my service game as it has solved multiple problems that had been hampering her ability to bring her A game in tournaments outside the grand slams. Now that the epic match is concluded I now require some treatment as a case of black sack is a distinct possibility. Usually im not defeated and have hoards of young nurses offering the procedures needed to extract the potentially career ending fluid. On reading about your recent charity work with the elderly and less fortunate I was thinking I could give something back to the community after my failure to fire any more than 3 shots in the recent battle with miss Hotcuntsinova. Your nursing stocks could skyrocket with the treatment of such a high profile patient and coupled with your recent charity work could really put your practice on the map. From what one of the pensioners told of your proficiency at a certain procedure I believe your talents could be utilised better on the tour than down at the nursing home with the geriatrics fighting like schoolkids to cut in front of each other in the line for first five free offer. If your abilities are truly first rate I am will be willing to be a spokesperson and let my peers (there are very few) know of the elite service you provide. This opportunity I am offering should be grabbed with both hands as to treat an elite icon like myself is a a dream for most young health professionals. I have an upcoming watersports event versus a miss Piper so I require my piping to be thoroughly serviced and tested as to lose two events in the space of a week could see my seed drop to number 2 for the first time since finishing at the exact same time as then rookie Dakota in the now infamous game of human chess of 2014.
Looking forward to your reply
Mr B Apple
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Yep to that I just have to figure out what it all means !!
 
Holy Knights of Cracked Tins. Cruisy the third girl is called Threesome

If the third girl is Threesome and the second girl is called Twosome, I guess that's why people call me "Handsome"!
 
Recently had the opportunity to experience MM legendary claims and prowess.
It's was early morning so she was very accomodating.
Poor girl had to work for it as it took me 30min+ to cum
But like a trooper never stopped once. Tried several positions including the pornstar over face and fuck her mouth.
Really really great FaceFucker nonstop with good speed
Was really ready to give up as the little head didn't want to party but she persisted and finally won out

Thanks MM
Yes arrangement of $150 money well spend
 
Clearwater said:
Recently had the opportunity to experience MM legendary claims and prowess.
It's was early morning so she was very accomodating.
Poor girl had to work for it as it took me 30min+ to cum
But like a trooper never stopped once. Tried several positions including the pornstar over face and f**k her mouth.
Really really great FaceFucker nonstop with good speed
Was really ready to give up as the little head didn't want to party but she persisted and finally won out

Thanks MM
Yes arrangement of $150 money well spend
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Well I Do Enjoy My Work And Love It When Guys Cum.
Thankyou For Your Review Babe
 
EuropianBliss said:
Ive been doing a bit of training and although I havnt managed to get Drop Cock any where near to the base, I feel that he has served a purpose and its unlikely Ill ever meet anyone who can be comparable to him.

There fore Im asking members of Talkin Sex if they would kindly offer their genitalia for me to perform on.
This is of no cost to you at all apart from expending a little mental energy of writing a review.

I love sucking cock, so is this just a mere ploy to get more cock in my mouth or an astute business decision. The choice on my motives is yours to decide but your cock will love you for cumming :p
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Still on offer???
 
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