OMGIlovenudity
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Don't you just love it when a totally unexpected punt turns out to be one of the best? 
I had been curious about this place for a while, and when I was in the area the other day I decided to take a punt.
From their Locanto add I knew there would be two reasonable looking ladies working that day (but had my doubts about the legitimacy of the pictures) by the names of Nana and Lily, so armed with a few names I could ask for if the greeting lady turned out to be horrid I entered the premises.
As have been discussed endlessly it can be pretty hard to pick the age of an Asian lady and by no means am I an expert, but the lady that greeted me wasn't particularly young but somewhat quite attractive. She asked if I had a booking (which I didn't) while she lead me to a room close to the entrance. I asked her if she was Nana (which I suspect she wasn't
) and she said yes (not very convincingly though,
) so even though I doubt it, for the purpose of this review I will call her Nana.
She asked me for how long and whether I pay card or cash. For some weird unexplainable reason I tend to pay for the room by card but then have some cash for the lady to pay for extras, so I paid 88 bucks for an hour (probably 10% surcharge for paying by card) and stripped down and layed on the massage table. When she came in I cheekiedly apologies for not wearing any underpants (I never do when I go for a punt, so it's an excuse I always use to avoid the question "underpants on or off?) to indicate that I would be interested in extra offers, and she just laughed and said "I like it".
The massage was actually half decent and she didn't mind my wondering hands up her legs, didn't even flinch or comment when my finger slid in under her nickers
. After about half an hour with plenty of teasing and touching of the ol feller (actually a few deliberate oily strokes while face down) the question came about extra service. She asked if I wanted a body-to-body massage for 120 I agreed and got the wallet out. Now, this was by no means deliberate, but due to the dim lighting I was struggling to differentiate between the two 50 notes and the five 20 notes I had in my wallet, but of course all she saw was a lot of notes . That prompted her to suggest a blowjob from a second girl on top of her body-to-body, basically offering a four-hand experience for 200 bucks. Whether that is good value for money or not I'm not sure, but by that stage it was the little head making the decisions and all I could do was following the lead.
Enters the cutest looking young Chinese girl, short and slim, shortish hair and the cutest face ever. I'm pretty bad with names but I think she called herself Bobo, not entirely sure but for the sake of this review that will be her name.
Nana then explained to me that Bobo was a student and needed to earn some money, so she got her the job at Bloom and that this was her first day. She was a bit shy and if I'm being honest I almost felt bad about acquiring her service, felt a bit like a "tum log bhenchod hai" as Indian Aisha so delicately put it (see "Indian Ladies" thread), so I tried my best to treat her with the upmost respect and tried to make her feel comfortable.
So off we go with Nana giving me a body-to-body massage while Bobo is giving me a covered blowjob.
Now I know that this is not for everyone but I do love a good DATY, so I askeded Nana if she would sit on my face and with a smile she said yes. She really seemed to enjoy that and weren't shy about having her clit massaged but my tongue (in my experience, most ladies mount you in a way that you can't touch the clit with the tongue, only allowing you to lick the rear end if that makes sense, but Nana was happy to spread the lips and let me get full access)
After a bit of Chinese chit-chat Nana then asked if I wanted to fuck Bobo, again she was a student and needed to earn some extra money. She offered full service for an extra 100 bucks and she accepted cards since I was out of cash. Again, at this point it is well and truely the smaller head making the decisions so out came to credit card. Bobo got naked and mounted me and my god I was in heaven. Sadly (but maybe not that unexpected) I did not last long. With Bobo's pussy around my cock and Nana's pussy in my mouth, I just had to surrender, I wish I could say that I pounded away forever but I didn't . My goodness, that was something else.
After a quick clean up Bobo disappears for a shower while Nana gave me a bit of an after service massaging my arms and hands. Shortly after, the ladies swapped, Nana went for a shower and Bobo took over the massaging.
With both of them back in the room, well past the hour that I had paid for, it was time for me to get dressed and leave. Got a nice cuddle and kiss from both ladies and I was on my way.
Look, maybe I was just lucky, maybe it had just been a slow day or maybe a slow start to the new management and they wanted to make a good impression and wanted to drum up some business and returning regulars... I don't know. But certainly from my experience, I can highly recommend and will probably return. It is one of those things that you kind of wanna keep the gem to yourself, but at the same time I don't punt that often so it is not fair to the ladies not to recommend them, specially since they won't survive on my punts alone.
I got the feeling that Nana is the manager and is there everyday, she did say that Thursdays and Fridays are the best for young and slim ladies. Mind you, this is only a sample of one (or two I guess) of who knows how many ladies work there, and I can obviously only vouch for the ladies I saw that day. For those who lost the counting, $388 all up might not be a bargain but I really felt the service was top notch and I found it to be value for money.
Good luck, YMMV as they say, but from my experience I can only encourage you to go and have a punt and support these lovely ladies
I had been curious about this place for a while, and when I was in the area the other day I decided to take a punt.
From their Locanto add I knew there would be two reasonable looking ladies working that day (but had my doubts about the legitimacy of the pictures) by the names of Nana and Lily, so armed with a few names I could ask for if the greeting lady turned out to be horrid I entered the premises.
As have been discussed endlessly it can be pretty hard to pick the age of an Asian lady and by no means am I an expert, but the lady that greeted me wasn't particularly young but somewhat quite attractive. She asked if I had a booking (which I didn't) while she lead me to a room close to the entrance. I asked her if she was Nana (which I suspect she wasn't
) and she said yes (not very convincingly though,) so even though I doubt it, for the purpose of this review I will call her Nana.She asked me for how long and whether I pay card or cash. For some weird unexplainable reason I tend to pay for the room by card but then have some cash for the lady to pay for extras, so I paid 88 bucks for an hour (probably 10% surcharge for paying by card) and stripped down and layed on the massage table. When she came in I cheekiedly apologies for not wearing any underpants (I never do when I go for a punt, so it's an excuse I always use to avoid the question "underpants on or off?
) to indicate that I would be interested in extra offers, and she just laughed and said "I like it".The massage was actually half decent and she didn't mind my wondering hands up her legs, didn't even flinch or comment when my finger slid in under her nickers
. After about half an hour with plenty of teasing and touching of the ol feller (actually a few deliberate oily strokes while face down) the question came about extra service. She asked if I wanted a body-to-body massage for 120 I agreed and got the wallet out. Now, this was by no means deliberate, but due to the dim lighting I was struggling to differentiate between the two 50 notes and the five 20 notes I had in my wallet, but of course all she saw was a lot of notes . That prompted her to suggest a blowjob from a second girl on top of her body-to-body, basically offering a four-hand experience for 200 bucks. Whether that is good value for money or not I'm not sure, but by that stage it was the little head making the decisions and all I could do was following the lead.Enters the cutest looking young Chinese girl, short and slim, shortish hair and the cutest face ever. I'm pretty bad with names but I think she called herself Bobo, not entirely sure but for the sake of this review that will be her name
.Nana then explained to me that Bobo was a student and needed to earn some money, so she got her the job at Bloom and that this was her first day. She was a bit shy and if I'm being honest I almost felt bad about acquiring her service, felt a bit like a "tum log bhenchod hai" as Indian Aisha so delicately put it (see "Indian Ladies" thread), so I tried my best to treat her with the upmost respect and tried to make her feel comfortable.
So off we go with Nana giving me a body-to-body massage while Bobo is giving me a covered blowjob.
Now I know that this is not for everyone but I do love a good DATY, so I askeded Nana if she would sit on my face and with a smile she said yes. She really seemed to enjoy that and weren't shy about having her clit massaged but my tongue (in my experience, most ladies mount you in a way that you can't touch the clit with the tongue, only allowing you to lick the rear end if that makes sense, but Nana was happy to spread the lips and let me get full access)
After a bit of Chinese chit-chat Nana then asked if I wanted to fuck Bobo, again she was a student and needed to earn some extra money. She offered full service for an extra 100 bucks and she accepted cards since I was out of cash. Again, at this point it is well and truely the smaller head making the decisions so out came to credit card
. Bobo got naked and mounted me and my god I was in heaven. Sadly (but maybe not that unexpected) I did not last long. With Bobo's pussy around my cock and Nana's pussy in my mouth, I just had to surrender, I wish I could say that I pounded away forever but I didn't . My goodness, that was something else.After a quick clean up Bobo disappears for a shower while Nana gave me a bit of an after service massaging my arms and hands. Shortly after, the ladies swapped, Nana went for a shower and Bobo took over the massaging.
With both of them back in the room, well past the hour that I had paid for, it was time for me to get dressed and leave. Got a nice cuddle and kiss from both ladies and I was on my way.
Look, maybe I was just lucky, maybe it had just been a slow day or maybe a slow start to the new management and they wanted to make a good impression and wanted to drum up some business and returning regulars... I don't know. But certainly from my experience, I can highly recommend and will probably return. It is one of those things that you kind of wanna keep the gem to yourself, but at the same time I don't punt that often so it is not fair to the ladies not to recommend them, specially since they won't survive on my punts alone.
I got the feeling that Nana is the manager and is there everyday, she did say that Thursdays and Fridays are the best for young and slim ladies. Mind you, this is only a sample of one (or two I guess
) of who knows how many ladies work there, and I can obviously only vouch for the ladies I saw that day. For those who lost the counting, $388 all up might not be a bargain but I really felt the service was top notch and I found it to be value for money.Good luck, YMMV as they say, but from my experience I can only encourage you to go and have a punt and support these lovely ladies
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