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Wooper

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So there’s a girl I know who I occasionally hook up with but this time we were just hanging out having dinner and said having a small drive spell atm but wasn’t pushing for anything and she basically just offers me a bj to which I agree obviously.
So she takes off for a min and comes back and just starts doing it and during i feel a bit of a warm sensation and think oh she must of used some warming gel or something which i also thinks odd because i wasn’t sure if you’re suppose to use it for oral.
So as it’s going on my tips feeling hotter and hotter to the point I ask her what she used as it’s really feeling like it’s burning and she says I didn’t do l anything,
Turns out you really should wash your mouth out thoroughly if you’re giving a bj straight after eating a hot curry.
Didn’t finish but got a funny story
 
Wooper said:
So there’s a girl I know who I occasionally hook up with but this time we were just hanging out having dinner and said having a small drive spell atm but wasn’t pushing for anything and she basically just offers me a bj to which I agree obviously.
So she takes off for a min and comes back and just starts doing it and during i feel a bit of a warm sensation and think oh she must of used some warming gel or something which i also thinks odd because i wasn’t sure if you’re suppose to use it for oral.
So as it’s going on my tips feeling hotter and hotter to the point I ask her what she used as it’s really feeling like it’s burning and she says I didn’t do l anything,
Turns out you really should wash your mouth out thoroughly if you’re giving a bj straight after eating a hot curry.
Didn’t finish but got a funny story
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Lucky you didn't get the tongue up the bum . Would of been a ring of fire with a difference 😬
 
So were you the icing on top of her cake?

Or did you just butt her chicken like they did on the menu?
 
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Wooper said:
So there’s a girl I know who I occasionally hook up with but this time we were just hanging out having dinner and said having a small drive spell atm but wasn’t pushing for anything and she basically just offers me a bj to which I agree obviously.
So she takes off for a min and comes back and just starts doing it and during i feel a bit of a warm sensation and think oh she must of used some warming gel or something which i also thinks odd because i wasn’t sure if you’re suppose to use it for oral.
So as it’s going on my tips feeling hotter and hotter to the point I ask her what she used as it’s really feeling like it’s burning and she says I didn’t do l anything,
Turns out you really should wash your mouth out thoroughly if you’re giving a bj straight after eating a hot curry.
Didn’t finish but got a funny story
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This reminds me of a friend of mine who is a Chef. When he was an apprentice, he told me that he was chopping chillies once and was busting to pee. He went to the loo to do his thing, and suddenly felt a very strong burning sensation on his family jewels. He said it was so bad, he had to stop mid stream to put the lot into the sink nearby. Turning on the sink tap full tilt for immediate relief. Suffice to say, he never ever chopped chillies with bare hands ever again 😂 still gives me a good giggle to this day! Ha ha
 
Nina Stone said:
This reminds me of a friend of mine who is a Chef. When he was an apprentice, he told me that he was chopping chillies once and was busting to pee. He went to the loo to do his thing, and suddenly felt a very strong burning sensation on his family jewels. He said it was so bad, he had to stop mid stream to put the lot into the sink nearby. Turning on the sink tap full tilt for immediate relief. Suffice to say, he never ever chopped chillies with bare hands ever again 😂 still gives me a good giggle to this day! Ha ha
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Hahaa atleast I had a min of satisfaction before the burn
 
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