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Australian West Personal Ads - Decoded

Master Yoda

Master Yoda

“Your path you must decide.”
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Hi all

Just sitting here late one night with a friend reading the personals and having a laugh. We are interpreting what the ads actually say. I'll name a few we came up with. Please share a few more if you can enlighten us with you own interpretations.

Busty and Curvy = Large, short, and dumpy.

18 year old Japanese student = 52 year old woman from mainland china with a fake photo.

Bubbly personality = Fat chick

Stunning blonde and/or adventurous brunette = Brainless chick who talks too much with no one listening (not Yoda's effort).

Busty D cup = Obese

Disclaimer, this thread is for entertainment purposes only, and created under the influence of Johnny Walker. Any similarities with real persons is purely coincidental.
 
excellent service = shorter time and mechanical (no intimacy). "Luke Im not your father"
"ask your mother who had so many clients..including R2D2 LOL"
 
Unhurried = Fugly, smelly, boring. . . . you would gnaw off your own arm just to get out of there 10 mins eairlier
 
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Slim 20yo blond=
35yo old milf with a porch over the play ground.

all inclusive=
thats not included or
If I feel like including it for you it will cost extra.
 
Intelligent .....Conceited bitch full of herself . Apology's to all truly intelligent Lady s.
 
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