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Ask a silly question... Expect a silly answer.

billybones

billybones

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Do some people think before they ask a question?

Ever been asked a silly question and given a silly answer just to see the reaction?

Ever been pulled over by the police and then asked if you knew you were speeding?
Did you reply... Sure I did but because I`m drunk I`m in a hurry to get home.

Ever gone into a shop and been asked can I help you?
Did you reply... no thanks I`m just trying to hide from the guys chasing me.

Ever had a broken arm and been asked if it hurt when you did it?
Did you reply... no, it didn`t hurt, I like to break a bone every weekend just for fun.

Apart from my silly question, have you been asked any others and what was your reply?
 
I was once pulled over for an RBT test....when the police officer asked me to blow in the bag (this goes back to the days before these computerised models), I recalled what a comedian once said as a gag so I said....."why, are your chips hot?"....that didn't go down well....lol

Fudd :)
 
billybones said:
Do some people think before they ask a question?

Ever been asked a silly question and given a silly answer just to see the reaction?

Ever been pulled over by the police and then asked if you knew you were speeding?
Did you reply... Sure I did but because I`m drunk I`m in a hurry to get home.

Ever gone into a shop and been asked can I help you?
Did you reply... no thanks I`m just trying to hide from the guys chasing me.

Ever had a broken arm and been asked if it hurt when you did it?
Did you reply... no, it didn`t hurt, I like to break a bone every weekend just for fun.

Apart from my silly question, have you been asked any others and what was your reply?
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As a matter of fact I have!

I was once asked what was it like in Leavenworth? I replied, I don't know, you tell me.
 
Yeah, when I'm in a brothel after a line up or a rotation intro, and I ask if there are more ladies busy. And I get asked. DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE THESE LADIES? Clearly not!!!!! That's why I asked if there are more.

It's like getting asked would you like fries with that when I don't order fries.
 
Boys if you all don't stop fighting i will be giving you all a time out admin style...We are all f#@king adults so grow up & stop playing he said she said tit for bloody tat & respect everyone on the forum!!!!:violent5::ky::police::boxing:
 
i'm not sure what is going opn here, but lets all settle down and go back to haveing fun without insulting each other, or as Dylan said , members will be haveing a timeout, admin style.

:-) ty
John
 
I think sometimes people ask silly questions because they feel they have to say something to fill a gap in conversation, and the first thing that comes out is something silly. Or they mite be nervous.
 
Alecia the Foxx said:
I think sometimes people ask silly questions because they feel they have to say something to fill a gap in conversation, and the first thing that comes out is something silly. Or they mite be nervous.
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Very true Alecia..& it can be a horrible feeling too with nerves, because you know you sound like a total wally & yet you can't stop yourself...I am a very confident person & have only had nerves set in a couple of times, but by god they are hard to shake when they set in & you have no control over foot in mouth when they do.:iamwithst:drunken_s(my advice if this happens..put something in your mouth so you shut up or start drinking fast lol)
 
Silly questions? How about when you have lost half your flowing locks to MPB
and some asks " Are you losing your hair?"
 
happy2 said:
Silly questions? How about when you have lost half your flowing locks to MPB
and some asks " Are you losing your hair?"
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Yeah, that one is pretty bad. What about when someone announces that they are pregnant and some dork goes, "How did that happen?" ::):sign17:
 
Fortunately Alecia I dont think I will have to face that question I am to old .
I suppose being a bloke helps too
 
It is worse when the lady being asked the question isn't even pregnant, just fat. :violent5:
 
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