Anyone offer 'eye ball licking' as part of their services? ;)

[garibaldi]

Well... .. did you see this coming?

Eye ball licking craze - it can cause pink eye and other issues... so be careful!

How much would you pay for this 'extra'? (or charge if your a w/l).

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...n-come-from-this/story-fneuzlbd-1226663537661

 

[Contrarian]

Soon, there'll be an app for it called iball!

 

[Dallas]

I guess those that wear contact lenses will be asked to remove them if licker want's natural services

I wonder if Happy Pirate and his crew would get both eyes done because they always say aye aye

 

[homer]

Eyeball licking is gross...eww...an extra not worth paying for. :tearyeyed

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Arrrrr did someone mention AyE AyE, Great Pic Dallas MyyyyBro
As far as the service is concerned;----I am sticking tooo My Rum and BooBies
Cheers Lads and Pass the Rum

I guess those that wear contact lenses will be asked to remove them if licker want's natural services

I wonder if Happy Pirate and his crew would get both eyes done because they always say aye aye View attachment 13144

 

[Tania Admin]

I lick my kids eye's to annoy them, I will now reconsider in case it becomes a fetish for them. lol

 

[Sensual ~ Vanessa]

What an awkward feeling............like when someone runs their fingernails down a blackboard.

*Squeamish vision*

 

[Contrarian]

Guy goes to work and someone asks him how he got his black eye. The injured man says his wife gave it to him after a dish of squid ink fettucine and several reds. His colleague advises him to leave her.

Guy replies that he enjoys it too much and can't wait for another eyeful.

Rest of the office puzzled all round.