Love it Elise.......simply love it, now about that free bj .........
Yes I don't mind a bit of humour. It enriches life. Here it is again for the other people who haven't seen it yet.
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Originally Posted by painter8
yeah i hearing you too i visited so many in my time. I even passed on sex with regular girls to go to a brothel.
I dont understand it either but no regrets just debts
Actually I did forget to mention one other thing. This is quite possible the most important thing any man can ever learn.
In this world of 50/50 divorce ratio, it still works out cheaper to hire a professional escort than it does for your average divorce settlement, notwithstanding alimony. Therefore, not only is it a smarter business decision to go with an escort, but it's also much more convenient.
And remember this, men who hire professional escorts are NOT paying for sex! I know this may seem strange to some people, but its the truth. What you are actually paying for, is for them to LEAVE at the end of the sex!
Thereby, AVOIDING the overburdening 50/50 scenario.
By the way, this will form the basis of our new national advertising campaign. He he. I can see it now, with the soft music in the background. It'll go something like this...
"Are you sick of divorce, lawyers, alimony, or just scared that you will become one of the 50% of other Australian men who will inevitably end their adult life in servitude because you were financially shafted."
"Well never fear, because Elise is here. Now with her new cost comparison calculator, Elise will visit you in the comfort of your own home to demonstrate how you can not only save... but actually make money, by using an in house escort."
"Not only will she visit your home to show you how you can start saving and making money today, but you even get a free blow***! But wait there's more! With every blow*** you also get a FREE sex toy!"
"So call now. Dial 1800 EliseEmeraldKitten.EscortBabe"
"This advertisement has been authorized by DJ Wigley, Australian Advertising Standards Bureau, Canberra."