I encountered one IRL not a human one in the middle of the night. It was massive with snappers either endIf I saw one IRL I won't know what to do, run, call for help or laugh from the stupidity of it. But making it a reality in this day and ages is much easier with Booze and a lot of strong super glue. LoL.
Just think what the hospital folks will think and say. LoL
I could not tell its head from its backside. The noise of it work me up and it frightened the daylights out of me
I run got my shoes on and armed with a can of mortein the bugger still would not die. I got the broom and started whacking it