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A question for the W/L...

billybones

Thrillseeker
Legend Member
Most of us punters probably feel that you may have one of the best jobs in the world. So many of us wouldn`t mind having the chance to have sex 2 or more times a day.

But I`m sure it`s not all a bed of roses,
So tell us simple punters... What are some of the hardest (oop`s I meant) most difficult things about being a W/L??
 
Guys who can't get it up due to ..drink..drugs...or just plain nerves..& then say well that was an easy booking for you?
I have never had to work harder.I am not a magician..& I have nearly broken my jaw on top of spraining my wrist in the last hour. Easy you say?
Easy is getting paid for a guy to go down on you for an hour.Please stop saying this guys it is bloody annoying lol ahh well thats my 2c:laughing4
 
Shouldn't you be the ones paying us if we pleasure you for the entire hour :p

Satisfaction guaranteed or a full refund! I'd go broke after the first booking!!
 
Shouldn't you be the ones paying us if we pleasure you for the entire hour :p

Satisfaction guaranteed or a full refund! I'd go broke after the first booking!!

Lol you would think so hey? But that's why we got the fanny..Can you say 'pussy wipped'? :laughing4:laughing4:laughing4:la:
 
Yep, I am with you Dylan just want to add to your list: guys who want to marry you (sigh), want to have kids with you (SIGH), want to get your number (bigger SIGH), use you as a psychologist (huge SIGH).......well thinking about it....no, there is no such thing as "easy money" unless you win lotto.

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Billy lets turn it around,

Your a working guy working for Langtrees, show up at some place got no idea who you are about to have sex with and some ugly girl about 60 years old answers the door.

Ok so its your job, you are nice and get on with your work. Her mouth smells of beer and smokes, and she has not waxed her legs for a while and has the biggest smelly bush you have ever cum across . She gives you a BJ and its so bad you carnt get a hard on and just want her to stop but dont say anything because its your job.. She then wants to do a 69 er (with that big bush). You jump on top and give it to her really big smelly dripping wet pussy. You fake a orgasam and she tells you how great you were and will call you next week for another booking.

I would not do this job for any money!
 
Billy lets turn it around,

Your a working guy working for Langtrees, show up at some place got no idea who you are about to have sex with and some ugly girl about 60 years old answers the door.

Ok so its your job, you are nice and get on with your work. Her mouth smells of beer and smokes, and she has not waxed her legs for a while and has the biggest smelly bush you have ever cum across . She gives you a BJ and its so bad you carnt get a hard on and just want her to stop but dont say anything because its your job.. She then wants to do a 69 er (with that big bush). You jump on top and give it to her really big smelly dripping wet pussy. You fake a orgasam and she tells you how great you were and will call you next week for another booking.

I would not do this job for any money!

We do have the right to refuse you know? & as for breath & hygiene we make them brush their teeth & shower..hell we even make them shave sometimes.
 
i dont mind guy sucking my nipple or my clit but please dont bite it!! cos it turn me completly off ,i like it very gentle because i am very sensitive in both area ,and please take a time to brush your tooth or have chewing gum if you expect DFK xoxoxoxox :love10:




chanel
 
i dont mind guy sucking my nipple or my clit but please dont bite it!! cos it turn me completly off ,i like it very gentle because i am very sensitive in both area ,and please take a time to brush your tooth or have chewing gum if you expect DFK xoxoxoxox :love10:

chanel

...so, Chanel, are you saying that if I rocked up with a knife & fork and a napkin tucked into my shirt......chances are that I wont get lucky???........lol :)

Master Chef :)
 
...so, Chanel, are you saying that if I rocked up with a knife & fork and a napkin tucked into my shirt......chances are that I wont get lucky???........lol :)

Master Chef :)

ha ha ha fudd ,i dont mind being eating by you (daty) but just don't bite me !!i am not a big fan of vampires ha ha ha:laughing4 xooxox
bon appétit !!!
 
Guys making bookings and not turning up.
Guys wanting to book you for an overnighter or a weekend but don't go through with it.
Guys who persistently ring and ring you but never make a booking.
Guys who drink too much and still expect their cock to work.

As Chanel said be very gentle and hmmmm we love it. Daty.
 
Guys making bookings and not turning up.
Guys wanting to book you for an overnighter or a weekend but don't go through with it.
Guys who persistently ring and ring you but never make a booking.
Guys who drink too much and still expect their cock to work.

As Chanel said be very gentle and hmmmm we love it. Daty.

I agree..Time wasters are the worst.
 
lol @ dylan!

For me the Most difficult is the Amount of guys who try persist for Natural Sex! Not only is that a big STD risk but the client has no idea if she's on any other birth control or not!

The thing is it's a very common request. I get @ least 1 client a day who tries to get natural sex. The most difficult thing is when they try stick it in without the condom or when you do doggy and they try to slip the condom off without you noticing since the girl can't see. Dude WTF! lol Yes i've had one client in the past while doing doggy took his condom off in the middle of it and i didn't know till 5 minutes later. After that i refused to see him again and ever since then every time i do doggy i now check with my fingers to make sure the condom is still on him!
 
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