A personal request from Mary-Anne K

[Mrs Langtrees]

I need to get some motorized outdoor blinds for my veranda as the sun is too intense for my elderly skin. Now, I don't mind paying fair prices, but a job like this for my personal vanity means I have to find the best deal possible. Does anyone know of anyone in this trad?

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

A Langtrees escort is taking a bath when someone knocks at the door. She asks who it is, and the person says, "Just the blind man." So she lets him come into the bathroom. The man enters the room and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to put the blinds?"

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

This is a husband and wife team. I've heard nothing but good things about them from two work colleagues.

Dels Blinds – Affordable Custom Blinds

www.delsblinds.com.au

Sorry, got to say it - they won't rob you blind! Thank you, thank you! Keep the applause to a dull roar.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Left a message already Thanks mate

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

Left a message already Thanks mate

That's okay Mary Anne. YOu can repay me with a 68.

What's a 68? That's like 69 except you do me and I owe you one.

 

[Pob14]

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye.

 

[richm]

That's okay Mary Anne. YOu can repay me with a 68.

What's a 68? That's like 69 except you do me and I owe you one.

Careful ... she might respond with a 72 ... that's a 69 with 3 fingers up ur arse !

 

[Dood Deleted 66783]

Careful ... she might respond with a 72 ... that's a 69 with 3 fingers up ur arse !

You're wrong. That's her age breast measurement. 72 - 24 - 30