A four word story

[Master Yoda]

"I ate my dog!!!!!!!"

 

[Happy2]

Grilled him on the

 

[homer]

spit roast with potatoes

 

[Madam Tracey]

.
After swallowing his enormous

 

[Happy2]

lie. About Snow White

 

[Jasmine x]

and the seven dwarfs

 

[Madam Tracey]

do you know how

 

[DDxoxo]

sexy dwarfs are at

 

[Happy2]

the age of 89

 

[Master Yoda]

The way their wrinkles

 

[homer]

pile up down below.

 

[Master Yoda]

That forbidden little spot

 

[Happy2]

called. The tax office

 

[Master Yoda]

Where Superman killed Batman

 

[homer]

Robin becomes the ThRobin.

 

[Master Yoda]

Wonder woman bends over

 

[Happy2]

and impregnates lois lane

 

[homer]

Superman flies away sobbing.

 

[Happy2]

How'd she do it?

 

[Master Yoda]

A kind of magic

 

[homer]

from seven eleven $9.99

 

[Happy2]

And a chicken baster

 

[Master Yoda]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 

[homer]

enters with only corset

 

[Master Yoda]

Held in her hand

 

[homer]

she wears a contraption

 

[Lucy Lake]

soaking wet with juice

 

[Madam Tracey]

she prepares herself for

 

[Master Yoda]

An extraction from her

 

[homer]

neglected backdoor that vibrates