5 Sex positions that will Raise the Chances of Breaking your Dick!!!!!!

[Zeus]

Another thing I would like to see

AL - all you have to do is ask - always happy to oblige.

 

[homer]

Ahoy;- i am sooooo concerned about breaking my Dickiiiie
I now have taken steps....................Soooooo My Dickiiiiie will be fine,
I would suggest all other fellow Pirates, get a Prince Albert as well, ASAP

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Is that a pole straightener? Polling issue i see...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- More like...............Pole Protection

Is that a pole straightener? Polling issue i see...

 

[homer]

Ahoy;- More like...............Pole Protection

Hard to protect a pole if it casts left or right....

 

[Madam Tracey]

LoL...that's not real missy. Human's the only one that is boneless, much like boneless chickens.

So that's not bone marrow I've been sucking.....????

 

[homer]

So that's not bone marrow I've been sucking.....????

I am sorry maam, it's bone marrow if you can draw blood from it.