Recent content by gazzman

When i read the title of this post i thought u were talking about a punt

I was a member of a gym built on 2 levels about a meter difference & they had a wheelchair lift. WTF? Been going to gyms sine i was 18 never seen anyone in a wheelchair at one yet.

Had a few like this when i first started. Thats why i prefer amps. Nothing like that. The diffrence-- ur guaranteed sex with the girl in that vid but u gotta work for it at an amp. But if u get it its sooooo much better

Gotta say for me porn is about fanyasying im the bloke in the flick. I wanna wank over the sorts of babes l wanna fuck in real life. I wanna see babes going off doing the stuff i wanna do with them. Seeing blokes abuse them or cause obvious pain fucks up the fantasy. No bondage, piss & shit...

Another bit of beurocratic dickheaddness: The bright yellow (huh??????) lumpy bits of plastic on footpaths to tell blind people that they got to the edge of the road. They probbly figure that out already when they trip over one of the bumps. Ive seen unblind people get tripped by them...

Not what i thought the reporter was gonna report on but still very interesting. Ive never punted in a relationship but thats only cos i was too quick to give up when things gone bad instead of working things out. Relationships take work and i put bikes & mates ahead of my girl. She found a...

Getting the lady to pay me that is my goal. But thinking about the sort of lady that would pay me........pass Ill settle for the middle ground.. fwb!

What a job! Paid to check out hookers & make field reports! Im volunteering for active duty sir!

A couple years ago here was a heap of nosy currrent affairs types putting a lot of heat on suburban knock shops & massage joints. Ya reckon one of them jumped ship & is moonlighting for langtrees? Hope its not a mole.

Yeah, bit hard to fit 4 in a shower

Posted this in the most well known rnt girl thread. Im sure you recognize some of them. Maybe all of them!!!!! Curious to compare notes & what we paid. I was waaaaaay to genrous back then.

They dropped a lotttt 10 year ago. INow im 10 years older but i havent grown up any so still trying for u25s. Probbly why i like massage parlors, most look u25. Havent got to the milf stage yet

Thats the sterotype view- quiet shy loser nerd type cant get laid. Not always like that. I'm loud, not shy, definitely not afraid to have a go but get shitloads more nos than i did in my 20s. Never paid for it in my 20s ever. Nowdays it seems like girls ether want a rich husband/father for...

Thats awesome drex thankyou. Cant wait. Love hearing storys about todays massage queens & famous old queens that gone now. I'm a bit smarter now but wish i read some of this stuff before i got hooked on bodywell & intouch a few years ago. Got some awesome memries but most cost me shitloads...

I was jokin