What would you do? if you meet a family member in a brothel?

[bepp]

Your an avid reader of this forum,and read all the reviews of various W/L's,Everyone raves on about a particular W/L so you decide to make a booking.You arrive at the right time,and enter the parlour,and ask the receptionist for the W/L ,after viewing several stunners come n go thru the lounge area,your W/L appears.,..........Hang on this cant be right,......shes's a member of your family.I realize this is a TABOO subject,but what do u do??

 

[johnlou]

go to the pub and then deal with it from the bottom of a stubby or a bottle of rum

 

[Master Yoda]

Whoa.............

 

[Happy2]

Yeah right johnlou After the 6th stubby The mind says Maybe my first wife was right and you go back and book her
She did always say "Your a Mo Fo"

 

[Obbie]

Ask for a discount your family anyway no harm trying $$$$

 

[Happy2]

My family is tight (money wise) For example my brother is so tight he has to lever the cheeks of his arse apart with a tyre iron just to pass wind

 

[Miss Holly]

Ask for a discount your family anyway no harm trying $$$$

Hahaha Obbie! I almost choked on my tea as I read that.

This reminds me of the time I bumped into my mother's ex-husband in a parlour. Thankfully he didn't recognise me (I was 12 years old when he'd last seen me) and I didn't seem to be his "type" anyway, ha.

 

[Obbie]

Glad you didnt choke miss Holly xx

 

[Obbie]

What would you of done if he did know you .and asked to see you ?

 

[Miss Holly]

Glad you didnt choke miss Holly xx

Don't worry about me, I've choked on much worse. Ahaha. x

 

[Wayne Kerr]

What type of family member?

I believe it's ok to marry your 2nd Cousin so a paid encounter should be permissible.

 

[Obbie]

Don't worry about me, I've choked on much worse. Ahaha. x

Im to scared to Ask

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy I agree with JohnLou

go to the pub and then deal with it from the bottom of a stubby or a bottle of rum

 

[Master Yoda]

I knew a wl once whose distant uncle recognized her from a family gathering. It just made himbook her over and over again. Made me uneasy when I heard about it.

 

[johnlou]

I knew a wl once whose distant uncle recognized her from a family gathering. It just made himbook her over and over again. Made me uneasy when I heard about it.

that is sick ( and i mean in a bad way )

 

[Barbosa]

Ayyyyeeee Yeee walk out the door and go to the next parlour

 

[Happy2]

that is sick ( and i mean in a bad way )

Absolutely agree Johnlou
And there is no such thing as a distant Uncle it is either your mums brother or brother inlaw or your dads brother or brother inlaw and it surely must be illegal or if not And this is not a word I thought I would use much here Immoral

 

[johnlou]

Immoral to the highest level . if only 1 new the other is a relative, then that is where it should have stopped .
even if you only found out after your playful engagement , that you were related , it should stop

 

[Dallas]

I'd be staying right away! but I guess it poses the question, what if you had a large extended family and you'd never met one of your cousins daughters and ended up booking her and neither of you knew?... until she became a regular then after a conversation...ooops!

 

[Happy2]

One of the joys of so many single parent families And egg and sperm donors You would have so many relations on one parents side that you would have no idea of . Great with all these genes that cause families great problems healthwise and worse

 

[johnlou]

it is about the knowledge of knowing is what is important . if you know then it should stop ,( that is if you have morals ) no matter how much you want to do her

 

[homer]

Ask for a discount your family anyway no harm trying $$$$

hehe, you beat me to it.

 

[Happy2]

Liiiiisa Daddiiiies hooome sweetheart

I will never see the Simpsons the same way again
Thanks Homer

 

[homer]

What can I say, weird things happen in animation. And Lisa is in her 30's by now, she's not that innocent. lol...ok ok that will never happen.

Well if a family member is in a booking, you will definitely have a straight talk over coffee...then ask for discount...lol just kidding.

 

[wr3xr]

I knew a wl once whose distant uncle recognized her from a family gathering. It just made himbook her over and over again. Made me uneasy when I heard about it.

LOL WUT!

Both WL and uncle need serious help.

I once saw my mates sister. Shes fairly well known. We came to an agreement and to this day he has nfi. I was always interested in his older, bustier sister

 

[Happy2]

Thats a minefield Magoc
Think of some of those death stares you or a mate have had when you have asked a friend about dating his sis

Let alone walking up to him and asking if you could book his sister

 

[wr3xr]

Mate, i lost a good friend like that. It was never destined to work with his sister and it certainly ruined several friendships!

 

[Happy2]

As I said a bloody minefield

 

[homer]

I guess the minefield also include your best friend's ex.

 

[Happy2]

Maybe the term Turkey shoot would have been better than Minefield Mines can be defused or got through by sheer luck