Spotted cod

[scarface]

Greetings all. Something really weird happened to me over the weekend. I was out at a local pub in Subi Cutting a long story short met these to youngish attractive ladies who by all manner or means i suspected were bi.Anyway we ended up going back to there flash apartment in the knew East Perth area. alchohol flowed and of course the spa was full of bubbles and splashing ect. The ladies were giving themselves a great amount of attention but also me.Well without being to graphic much fun was had by all and lets say the ultimate fantasy had finally eventuated.

The problem is............. the helmet of my dick has gone red and spotted(pickle me grandmother] i have since gone to the doctor and awaiting tests. I always carry condoms but we were so drunk i cant really remember what happened i just remember this one bird giving me head big time and them forcing themselves on to me.

I awoke tied to the bed with a spotted dick.

I have since returned to this apartment but i belive they have left to go back to Switzerland{they were Swiss} I spoke to the land lord and he belived in fact they were low grade porn film makers, as they had offered him some dvd's in return for rent he had declined so he says.
I must admit it sounds like a bull**** story but it did happen . I also belive that they spiked my drink with something as i do not remember much else after about midnight.

My questions are these.
What std's can you get from unprotected oral?
Can a man be raped by women?
And what do i do if i finally find my self in a low grade porno movie.?

 

[Floyd]

that was a pretty good afternoon.

:3some:

apart from the spots, which I hope is simply an indication of "over use", you lucky, lucky bastard!

 

[LusciousL]

"Over use" of something . . . imagination comes to mind

 

[Fudd]

In answer to the questions asked.....

What std's can you get from unprotected oral?
If you had seen a doctor........well, I'm surprised that s/he didn't advise you.

Can a man be raped by women?
There have been cases of this happening.....obviously they are rare as hen's teeth.

And what do i do if i finally find my self in a low grade porno movie.?
Get yourself an agent so that you can get into some high grade porno.

Fudd

 

[Mary Anne PA]

.....................:sign10: .....................

 

[euphoric_angel]

seriously dude

a) you can get any kind of STI from oral. your body is not a bunch of seperate parts and u get sti by creating the right conditions for transmission. i.e. hot, wet, friction etc so more likely with ****ing, less likely but very possible with oral

b) Socialisation tells us no because the guy gets hard right? But ask any guy and he will say that he doesn't have a lot of control of when he gets an erection. hard ones are a physiological response so it's ur body and not ur mind makin u hard. then theres anal rape, but it doesn't sound like thats what ur asking here. so yes a man can be raped by a woman. erections happen for one reason, stimulation.

c)u wish

if this a tru story, u are the victim of a robbery. swiss backpackers!? leaving the country tomorrow!? spots on ur dick?! jeez they must have seen u coming!!

 

[scarface]

Scar

Thanks for your words of wisdom fud.


And the kind lady with a bucket and bottle in it now thats imagination.



Its all healed up by the way and i found the empty condom wrappers in my sock all six of them Core!!!!!!!!



Mmmmm i wonder how the cricket is going ? hey bucket.

 

[Floyd]

now you've lost me!

Thanks for your words of wisdom fud.


And the kind lady with a bucket and bottle in it now thats imagination.



Its all healed up by the way and i found the empty condom wrappers in my sock all six of them Core!!!!!!!!



Mmmmm i wonder how the cricket is going ? hey bucket.

6! Now you've lost me dude. I was quite prepared to back you on this one but 6 is just too much.

 

[scarface]

scarface

Sorry floyd one and a half i fibbed.


I did not realise that bottle in the bucket was the jelous type iether.

 

[Floyd]

that's funny!

OK, I'm on your side again scar!