Sex Terminology Explained

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Tania Admin

I stumbled across an old thread that contained some terminology that I thought best brought to peoples attention again :)


AC/DC – A rock band. Or some one who likes to have sex with electrical appliances

B&D – Stands for “Bordering on Desperate”. Will have sex with anyone. Including electrical appliances – see AC/DC.

BI – I’ll see you later.

BI-CURIOUS – I’ll see you later, but why????

DILDO – A flightless bird that is extinct

EXHIBITIONIST – Some one who likes to paint pictures and then shows them at a gallery.

GREEK STYLE – Having sex then going to the kitchen to smash all the plates.

MARITAL AIDS – For men, local pub, golf course. For women, shopping for shoes and a flightless bird that is extinct.

ANAL – Some one who is uptight.

BLOWJOB – Some one who’s job it is to blow. Eg testing candles in a candle factory.

BONDAGE – What you pay to your landlord before you move in.

DOUBLE PENETRATION – Having sex “twice” in the one night.

FETISH – Type of seafood. Normally fish.

FRENCH – Having sex with snails or long sticks of bread.

GAY – Happy…. what else could it mean.

WATERSPORTS – Having sex with a boat or on a boat.

COITUS INTERRUPTUS - What happened to Cleopatra when Marc Antony's friend entered the tent unannounced - " Coitus, why must you interrupt us,?" He asked.

SPANKING - A city in the north west of China. Characterised by a large suspension bridge over the River King.

WANKING - Close to Spanking, but populated by people who have rejected modern values and still use hand tools.


Would love to see a few more on the list :)
 
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