Review: Massage not Ideal

[Longshot]

Ventured out of the western suburbs finally as I had some business out Cannington way.

Thought a good massage & play would be ideal as I often read of many good times this way. Unfortunately I chose the wrong punt!

Link is broken so has been taken down

• the massage was not a massage...a light rub/tickle at best
• non stop talking & difficult to understand
• texting/taking calls while working
• the occasional testicle tickle from behind is not a turn on
• the vibrator shoved up your arse when not looking is not comfortable
• no connection, no intimacy at all - the most mechanical service I've ever received
• ended up with a hj which I might add...took some time to eventuate!!

My apologies if I have offended anyone by this review & apologies if I have been disrespectful to the woman in question. Just saying...