Jo, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Julie.
"It's my boyfriend." gushes Jo. "He was working on the engine under
the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Julie. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Jo. "But it was the one just next to it!".
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Julie.
"It's my boyfriend." gushes Jo. "He was working on the engine under
the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Julie. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Jo. "But it was the one just next to it!".