How Mary Anne Kenworthy used her disability to set up Langtrees

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I hate bumper sticker philosophy at times... just too convenient and glib. Things like "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is a wank. Sure you can't take it too literally e.g. growing oranges to offer a different market niche when everyone else is selling lemons etc.

So Mary-Anne Kenworthy has dyslexia. And that's how she set up Langtrees. Why, you ask?

Because she read "DYSLEXIA" as "DAILY SEX"!!


And the rest is hysteria!

 

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And here I was thinking she loved sex

 

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I remember when Mrs. Langtrees was Miss Langtrees and wore short skirts and bikini panties. And then she changed to a gstring and riots started in New Zealand. They wanted to call her first porn movie; "Silence of the Lambs" but because it was New Zealand they translated into New Zealand lingo; "Shut up Ewes"!

The Seekers even wrote a soundtrack for her; "I'll never find another ewe".