GET HARD or GO HOME....Whatever it takes.
- Thread starter Madam Tracey
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"We don't need no stinking drugs"
Ah...you are one of the lucky ones!
That I am, Cyclone... That I am.
Dallas
Legend Member
You haven't just swallowed Cyclone's cocktail of fun pills... that''ll teach me for being so trusting
Happy2
Legend Member
Is the blonde a prime minister or a president? As it appears as if the sun is shining out of her arse
Farm Boy 2
Legend Member
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
He asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"
He asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"
