Best excuses for coming home late?

[Justlookin]

Just wondering if anyone has good excuses for their mrs when coming home late from work cause they dropped in to see a WL. And how do you explain the missing funds for such activities?

 

[biteme]

...and how do you explain that you don't feel like any action?!?!

 

[viper]

Honesty that`s my policy.

 

[Justlookin]

...and how do you explain that you don't feel like any action?!?!

Not getting any action. I seriously doubt I'm the only bloke in a relationship who likes to see working ladies on the side.

 

[antonov]

"Develop" a back problem that requires occasional legit remedial massages after work (or whenever). You can then slip in the occasional appointment with a WL. Problems of arriving home late, oily skin, 'missing' money, not up to the action, all solved!

 

[Farm Boy]

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

 

[Razdor]

Just tell her your car broke down in front of Langtrees, and you have to wait 1 hour for RAC to come!

 

[Razdor]

Missing funds? Tell her you had to bribe a police woman $350 because you did not want a yellow sticker on your car after she found out that your gear rod is hard to shift!

 

[cherrygirl]

I don't know about the funds but..you were at the driving range! Do you play golf?

 

[spiritu]

My putter got lost and had to look in the bunker of hole 2. Lucky a greenkeeper found it and gave it to the controller. Lost all my golf balls in hole 11 of Burswood golf course

 

[Charlie57]

This has got to be a great set up for a very funny joke. C'mon lads, be creative!! LOL

ccasion14

:laughing4

 

[naughtyjoker]

If you are serious, one the first hand you must not give any suspicions. This is a wide world. The excuses are plenty. But don't make same excuses every time and make sure there is a rational behind everything. All Mrs have exceptional abilities to sense a WL. beyond your imaginations. So double security is required.

 

[Elise Emerald Kitten]

szSg2BVM6WUhfdYBNeVASFVEXUjcY1yve0KiRthiHqlfwWYnXxcLk2f7M7lgA

 

[whilom]

I have crafted a reputation of losing track of time and spending lots of loot in Bunnings.
So thats my excuse. Doesn,t work after 9 PM though

 

[Elise Emerald Kitten]

A1fb6990d6e43ef009e85223c7

 

[Happy2]

Stopped of for lube and oil change By the way love I think you
may need a service as well,

 

[Elise Emerald Kitten]

_60D}BV:Q|+C$^mF:>UY+P8<0l|:.o,

 

[Mya_01]

hahahahahah easy... your taking up a new hobby.. (that you will have to come up with yourself) lol. But having time put aside for this new hobby/activity will allow you the time to be enjoying yourself with a working girl as well as explain the missing funds...

 

[Onwithit]

I have an idea.

How about, don't ever go back home again, because your fucked.

No, but seriosly.
You need to get a job or do a deal that pays cash & go do your WL thing in the day time.

 

[Gizelle]

when i get home i will say "hi babe i just been in an accident on the free way''

 

[Bonnie n Buzz]

or 3 words you never want to hear while your having sex.... Honey , Im home !!!

 

[Fudd]

You want creativity. Here's creativity... and thinking outside the square "redefined".....The only limitation is not whether your wife will agree, but how good you are at negotiating!

...there's another limitation......if you're like me (short fat & ugly) then you're stuffed whether or not you're married....lol ...when I was in the south of France recently, I had thought about being a male escort.....then it dawned on me that.....I'd starve....mon dieu......lol

Au revoir
Le Fudd

 

[Rochelle]

Love the 'working male' excuse E.E.Kitten. Wonder how many guys would get away with it. I could imagine that there is a market for W/M out there as well so let's have a look if the applications of males who want to work in the 'adult industry' increases. The only problem are the funds......as W/Ms they are supposed to bring money home.
O0O
R.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Elise Emerald Kitten]

Aa0888aba72aa387572da15f53eabf1a790a

 

[Elise Emerald Kitten]

#|YN-&Z9X;G*tB1hgA-o9S3|_sygs>4

 

[Fudd]

I thought I recognized you. I was in Switzerland recently. Do you speak Italian as well?

...yes I do, Elise........addio, I've been busted...lol

Ciao
Fuddo

 

[brittney 44EE]

You went to the dentist for a oral examination luckily some dentists have flexilbe hours lol :angel12:

 

[Happy2]

Sorry love
I had to stop and throw a bucket of cold water over Bepp & Phoebe
And still they wouldn't disengage
So had to wait for the paramedics and fire brigade
And with all the rubber neckers the freeway was down to a crawl so I am sure little late

 

[dan60]

i always tell the truth.
i tell her I've been to see a W/L who has massaged me from head to toe and gave me the best blow job in history.
but i always put a piece of chalk behind my ear.
then she says " you lying bastrad, you've been playing darts all night. the chalks still behind your ear"

 

[ProfD]

This may be insane, but have you asked her seriously how she experiences the connection with you and what she'd find exciting or fun to do?

She may never have considered that you'd be ok with introducing others into the relationship occasionally or going to an adult party where you stick together, or having a his & hers erotic massage together.

My then-wife surprised me once asking if I'd like to visit a brothel when one was on "Sex-life" years ago. I wished I'd said yes (with her) instead of no (because I feared her self esteem would be bent).