Best conspiracy theory - Whats the best one your've heard

[Xtraman]

Ahoy;- "New World Order" - One World Government Conspiracy

I have a person I have spoken to about this and seriously he is obsessed about it and no way can I convince him he is a fcn lunatic........

 

[Xtraman]

Aliens, we're all aliens from distant planets.

We will have to kill you now you have told everyone doh!!

 

[homer]

We will have to kill you now you have told everyone doh!!

Doh! Did Elvis send you? They say he is floating somewhere in space.

 

[Happy2]

The reptilian Elite was the basis of a book by David Icke

These reptiles were the true Identity behind the likes of
Queen Elizabeth
George W Bush (Well I can see that one maybe )
Bill & Hillary Clinton
Bob Hope
And The freemasons

I will say David Icke's website is, if nothing else entertaining

 

[HappyPirate]

Published on Feb 20, 2016
In this end of the world documentary, we are going to take you through a journey where you can learn about the history of the New World Order and the One World Government conspiracy.


Link is broken,so has been taken down

 

[XLNC]

You're being watched, there's a system the govt uses to spy on you. They listen to your conversations, they know what you had for breakfast, they know what time you use the loo. They know. *echo*

You make it sound like a bad thing.

 

[XLNC]

Thanks to our banana bender mates we can look forward to several years of this sort of thing:

Climate change science had been captured by "some of the major banking families in the world" who form a "tight-knit cabal", he insisted.

And NASA is messing with the math.

http://www.smh.com.au/environment/c...-with-q&a-climate-claims-20160815-gqt9a4.html

 

[homer]

Well, if you watch Unsealed Alien Files, then you know there are aliens among us.

As for climate change, eat less baked beans I say.

 

[baldie]

***edit. This one would have caused a shitstorm

 

[Phoebe]

If sheep can't sleep do they count sheep ???

 

[scavenger]

Aliens, we're all aliens from distant planets.

Space travel's in our blood

 

[billybones]

Doh! Did Elvis send you? They say he is floating somewhere in space.

Just over 39 years since some say Elvis has left the building.
I often wonder with some saying he along with JFK are still alive, will we be told when they actually do leave this earth??

 

[homer]

The men who stare at goats. If you stare at the goats long enough, one can pass paranormally through a solid wall by simply running into it.

 

[Phoebe]

The men who stare at goats. If you stare at the goats long enough, one can pass paranormally through a solid wall by simply running into it.

How about you try for us.. and then re-post....

 

[homer]

How about you try for us.. and then re-post....

Butt...i can't find any goat where I am. Would you please provide at least 4 dozens goats? Then and then I will be able to stare at enough of them for me to run through a wall.

 

[Phoebe]

Butt...i can't find any goat where I am. Would you please provide at least 4 dozens goats? Then and then I will be able to stare at enough of them for me to run through a wall.

Go see happy2 I am sure you can change sheep for goats....

 

[homer]

Go see happy2 I am sure you can change sheep for goats....

Oh, he seems to have some sentimental attachments to his flock...don't think he would undock from his flock.
But how do i change sheep for goats, while my barn has none.

 

[Phoebe]

Oh, he seems to have some sentimental attachments to his flock...don't think he would undock from his flock.
But how do i change sheep for goats, while my barn has none.

I dont know.. ask happy2 he is the magical farmer here.... I am just simple city person...

 

[homer]

Maybe he would swap his goats for magic beans...magic beans I say!

 

[Phoebe]

Maybe he would swap his goats for magic beans...magic beans I say!

Ewe can only bleat that request at him dear sir....

 

[homer]

He may just neigh, neigh sayer he is.

 

[Happy2]

Children children Quieten down there's grown ups in the house

Mentally deficient maybe But still grown up

You said yourself Phoebe You are simple

 

[Phoebe]

Children children Quieten down there's grown ups in the house

Mentally deficient maybe But still grown up

You said yourself Phoebe You are simple

Whats the harshest thing I can say to farmer.... I dont know .... and whos the bitch here?

 

[Historian]

People who believe Elvis is dead!

 

[Happy2]

The Fremantle Dockers are actually the Lake grace reserve team

 

[HappyPirate]

I have heard this theory,...………... "when we get to 2020 we would be living in the 1980`s again"

Hence, I be a younger Pirate with more cash in my pocket...….......wearing spandex.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I love this thread I have had a few conspiracy theories when I think of now they sound so silly, but they were very real 10-12years ago.

 

[Happy2]

I have heard this theory,...………... "when we get to 2020 we would be living in the 1980`s again"

Hence, I be a younger Pirate with more cash in my pocket...….......wearing spandex.

Oh lordy please be wearing spandex when we catch up in December
Pretty please

 

[Katrina Kiss]

Go see happy2 I am sure you can change sheep for goats....

Stop kidding around .

 

[Historian]

That the angle of the dangle is really equal to the throb of the knob.