Apollo 18

[Master Yoda]

Cool movie.


Any opinions?

 

[homer]

It's definitely a cool movie. Cool.

 

[Master Yoda]

Not sure if I'm meant to believe there are lots of crabs made of rock on the moon now. But it was convincing.

 

[homer]

It is probably not safe farting on the moon, you might float away at whatever speed your fart might propel you. Put a leash between you and your spaceship, safety tip no.1.

 

[Master Yoda]

Hmmmm another thought is that one can stand 30 meters from a crater and piss into it perfectly if one had good aim lol.

 

[Happy2]

Hmmmm another thought is that one can stand 30 meters from a crater and piss into it perfectly if one had good aim lol.

Probably not a good idea opening a zipper up there Yoda

 

[Demon]

Hmmmm another thought is that one can stand 30 meters from a crater and piss into it perfectly if one had good aim lol.

And you would not have to allow for the wind....

Unless homer was farting in the wrong direction.:laughing4

 

[Master Yoda]

Probably not a good idea opening a zipper up there Yoda

In that case would Homer be farting inside his space suit lol. This Apollo Mission would have to be a dutch one hahaha

 

[Demon]

In that case would Homer be farting inside his space suit lol. This Apollo Mission would have to be a dutch one hahaha

Good question. He raised the problem. Perhaps homer can answer this.

 

[homer]

Good question. He raised the problem. Perhaps homer can answer this.

Doh! Let's hope they would research into porous space suits to let the extra pollution out. Don't they have a sack for peeing built into the suit for emergency? So there's no need to take your pride and joy out to shoot at crater. But not sure if they have a sack for farts. lol...

One would wonder how long will it take for the flatulence to dissipate in space? :laughing4

 

[Demon]

Doh! Let's hope they would research into porous space suits to let the extra pollution out. Don't they have a sack for peeing built into the suit for emergency? So there's no need to take your pride and joy out to shoot at crater. But not sure if they have a sack for farts. lol...

One would wonder how long will it take for the flatulence to dissipate in space? :laughing4

Environmental laws don't allow guys to leave any of it on the moon or in space. Must bring it all back to Earth.

 

[homer]

Environmental laws don't allow guys to leave any of it on the moon or in space. Must bring it all back to Earth.

so you gotta collect them in a jar and bring em back down to earth then. I am sure theres plenty of space junk, some foul air wouldn't make much difference.

 

[Demon]

so you gotta collect them in a jar and bring em back down to earth then. I am sure theres plenty of space junk, some foul air wouldn't make much difference.

As long as you are not found out. NASA has the cameras on you the whole time.

 

[Master Yoda]

so you gotta collect them in a jar and bring em back down to earth then. I am sure theres plenty of space junk, some foul air wouldn't make much difference.

Well if we borrow Neil's flag and write toilet on it and put it next to a dedicated crator we can contain the mess.

Won't biodegrade though it's just become samples for the next spacemen to collect.