A man walks into a bar...

[doob]

Ouch!















That's alright, I didn't get it the first time either.

 

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[tsmith]

A man walks in to a bar and says "I am God and one day long ago I created Adam and Eve. The next day when I saw Adam and asked where Eve was, he said she was down at the river washing herself after they had...you know....done the deed".

Damn I said, I'll never get that smell out of the fish now.