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Going strictly by the guttural "mmmmms," "ahhhhhhs," and "oooyeaaaahs," that come dribbling out of our mouths, you might think that our brains are basically mush during oral sex. But you're only halfway right. Turns out that even when we're enjoying major action below the belt, we're still experiencing minor action inside our brains. Would any of it qualify is "deep thoughts?" Probably not, but you can be the judge of that. Here, nine things all guys think when you're going down on them:
"I should probably pitch in somehow…" We're used to taking charge, or at least splitting duties. But now, suddenly, we feel totally helpless. It's the best kind of helplessness, to be sure, but we feel like we should be doing something. So if we can reach our hands between your legs, we might do that. If we can grab a boob, that'll work, too. Or maybe we'll just rub your back, offer a few words of encouragement, or hold your hair out of your face. There, now it's a team effort. (Not really, but still—we're trying.)
“YES!” If you don’t feel our hands anywhere on you, it’s probably because we’re pumping them in celebration.
"How can I get a better view here?" As much as we enjoy the feeling of oral, we also like to watch it go down. This is some high-quality, front-row porn, and we’re basically co-starring in it. So when your guy pulls your hair back, he's not doing it just to be sweet. I mean—that's part of it, sure. But he’s also trying to get an unobstructed view of the action. So if you care to put on a show, please do. Look up, lock eyes, slow it down. Whatever you choose, the gesture won’t go unnoticed.
"I wish I could film this." Again—we like to watch. And when we happen to have a great view (The angle's right, the lighting's good, our pubic hair hasn’t been totally neglected for six months), we just want to remember it. Of course, we wouldn't film it if you weren't into it. But if you ever want to make a homemade porn, please speak up.
"Speaking of our pubes…Do they need a trim?" You'd tell us, right? Let's hope so.
"Please don’t let there be any funky odors down there.” If we forgot to shower after the gym, if it was a particularly muggy day, or if there’s any other reason we might be gamy, sorry. We really do want to be fresh for you—mostly because we don’t want to deter you from going down on us in the future.
“Uh-oh, how long has it been?" Being the upstanding gentlemen that we are, we want to reach orgasm before your jaw goes numb, so there's this internal tug-of-war: Make the moment last (because it feels so good!) but also finish up quickly (so we don't leave you down there too long). I guess there's not much you can do with this information—just know that we’re thinking about it.
"Okay, okay—stop now! Before it’s too late!" If this is a foreplay BJ—just an appetizer before we get to the main (inter)course—it means we have to practice a little more restraint. So the moment you feel us tugging you back up, feel free to call it quits. Any more oral and we'll cross the point of no return.
"When was the last time I went down on her?" It’s not that we only give when we get, but a blowjob is a pretty good reminder that we should be making you feel just as awesome. After all, we don’t want to be selfish in bed. We owe you, we know it, and we’ll make sure to even the score. Or we could just 69 right now…that's never a bad idea.
(womans health magazine)
"I should probably pitch in somehow…" We're used to taking charge, or at least splitting duties. But now, suddenly, we feel totally helpless. It's the best kind of helplessness, to be sure, but we feel like we should be doing something. So if we can reach our hands between your legs, we might do that. If we can grab a boob, that'll work, too. Or maybe we'll just rub your back, offer a few words of encouragement, or hold your hair out of your face. There, now it's a team effort. (Not really, but still—we're trying.)
“YES!” If you don’t feel our hands anywhere on you, it’s probably because we’re pumping them in celebration.
"How can I get a better view here?" As much as we enjoy the feeling of oral, we also like to watch it go down. This is some high-quality, front-row porn, and we’re basically co-starring in it. So when your guy pulls your hair back, he's not doing it just to be sweet. I mean—that's part of it, sure. But he’s also trying to get an unobstructed view of the action. So if you care to put on a show, please do. Look up, lock eyes, slow it down. Whatever you choose, the gesture won’t go unnoticed.
"I wish I could film this." Again—we like to watch. And when we happen to have a great view (The angle's right, the lighting's good, our pubic hair hasn’t been totally neglected for six months), we just want to remember it. Of course, we wouldn't film it if you weren't into it. But if you ever want to make a homemade porn, please speak up.
"Speaking of our pubes…Do they need a trim?" You'd tell us, right? Let's hope so.
"Please don’t let there be any funky odors down there.” If we forgot to shower after the gym, if it was a particularly muggy day, or if there’s any other reason we might be gamy, sorry. We really do want to be fresh for you—mostly because we don’t want to deter you from going down on us in the future.
“Uh-oh, how long has it been?" Being the upstanding gentlemen that we are, we want to reach orgasm before your jaw goes numb, so there's this internal tug-of-war: Make the moment last (because it feels so good!) but also finish up quickly (so we don't leave you down there too long). I guess there's not much you can do with this information—just know that we’re thinking about it.
"Okay, okay—stop now! Before it’s too late!" If this is a foreplay BJ—just an appetizer before we get to the main (inter)course—it means we have to practice a little more restraint. So the moment you feel us tugging you back up, feel free to call it quits. Any more oral and we'll cross the point of no return.
"When was the last time I went down on her?" It’s not that we only give when we get, but a blowjob is a pretty good reminder that we should be making you feel just as awesome. After all, we don’t want to be selfish in bed. We owe you, we know it, and we’ll make sure to even the score. Or we could just 69 right now…that's never a bad idea.
(womans health magazine)
