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MistressBetty

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Let's just start a thread of the most uncomfortable things clients have said to you. Hahahaha

1. Men that approach me, say I remind them of their daughter, then proceed to book me. Big yikes

2. This guy's now one if my regulars so I know this was just some real fucked up crude humour, but I digress. So I take this man to a room. While he's in the shower, I asked what kinds of sexual things he was into as he had booked me for 5 hours. What took me off guard was him turning around and saying " I'm into little boys" with a straight face. Haaaaaa no. Uncomfortable.

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I was sitting on the lounge @ the Asian White House there were only 2 girls working and both were busy and would be for some time,
This was a bit surprising to me as there were no cars in there very private car park , this is important to to me as I have Country Shire number plates .

Anyway many more men rolled up all without cars they were walking , the boss a nice mature Thai lady would not let them in , instead she would go outside and talk to them .

I could easily hear what they were saying as the door was left ajar mostly it went along the lines of what the girls were like? did she have photos? (NO) how much $ how old? what colour?

One Guy just would not let it go he had dozens of questions and topped it of with What is she like in bed ?

The old Dear told him " I don't know darling I haven't had sex with her ,

Well it did pass the time .
 
5 things that may provoke a reaction!
1. If I was better looking I would not have to pay for sex.
2. I am a surgeon/lawyer/politician/engineer and a pillar of society but it means FA because I must pay for sex but a loser on welfare gets women and I can not because of my ugly face.
3. I hope the Libs end the dole and cut funding to education and force those guys taking all the women from me off welfare and end funding to single mothers too!
4. My taxes should only pay for police, legal system and military nothing else. Everything else should be privately funded.
5. Climate change is absolute crap!
 
Men: "So... do you like to party or what?"

My reply: "....uhhh... I am the party... what are you talking about..."

(Most men): "I meant... you know ... drugs..."

My reply: "... ha..ha, I am the drug...."
--the awkward silence usually turns into a challenge, and they usually walk out either huffed and puffed, or glad that I've been able to talk their ears off for the hour (or two, or three)

:eek::oops::rolleyes:o_O:cool::D
 
This wasn't the first, but it takes the cake out of all my most awkward and Fuxxxx up experiences while working.

During a full service booking back in the days- after sex (protected of course) now both relaxing - client says: I'm awaiting my AIDS TEST RESULTS, I THINK I HAVE AIDS :rage::punch: mortified, i rip shit into him, searched his pants for wallet snatching out ID and went straight to office so angry and yelling if i die... lol (amongst everything else) funny looking back now but at the time, definitely not :( stood down until tests come back all clear, even In coming back, the mental game :( side looking every client not knowing where they have been or what the get up to was a challenge to overcome!

I was so paranoid to where I believe this was a major turning point for me, in fully understanding how risky this line of work is and weighing up if the money is worth it? lol long story short, I decided the floor wasn't for me, I had 1 goal, going into it and that was to become debt free before moving here to start fresh and at ground zero. ACHIEVED

Must say though, this statement has kept me in check, with the giving of myself to anyone, my mind frame is still in the state of, "who knows where anyone has been or what they have been up to" we just never know! it has been over 2 years since being with a man and the journey has been quite empowering. I think if I ever choose to be with a man whether a one night stand or what ever, it would be hilarious and abit OTT:shame: No less than 14 days to a month as you will have to pass every kind of medical test their is:happy: before getting to the next base a mile down the road. bwahahaha true story.
 
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During a body slide: Why won’t you rub your pussy on my cock? Come on, just a little. I promise I won’t put it in.

Do I really need a shower? I just had one...

Can we f**k in the shower? (Really not my thing)

You remind me of my ex wife/girlfriend/partner. That’s why I picked you.

You can’t have an ass like that and not let me put it in... that’s not right.
 
Sophie South said:
During a body slide: Why won’t you rub your pussy on my cock? Come on, just a little. I promise I won’t put it in.

Do I really need a shower? I just had one...

Can we f**k in the shower? (Really not my thing)

You remind me of my ex wife/girlfriend/partner. That’s why I picked you.

You can’t have an ass like that and not let me put it in... that’s not right.
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those good ole faithful one liners, still going around...lol :vomit:
 
and a day time bestie........
Client coming in....
reception: "hi hun, have you been here before?
Client: yes couple of weeks ago. How much for 1 hour?
reception: $xyz
client: oh what??? have the prices gone up? I am sure I only paid half of that 2 weeks ago.
reception: (nice try mate, we had the same conversation several times already) the prices have been the same for the last 10 years
 
Rochelle VIP Perth said:
and a day time bestie........
Client coming in....
reception: "hi hun, have you been here before?
Client: yes couple of weeks ago. How much for 1 hour?
reception: $xyz
client: oh what??? have the prices gone up? I am sure I only paid half of that 2 weeks ago.
reception: (nice try mate, we had the same conversation several times already) the prices have been the same for the last 10 years
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Yes! We had one of those in Canberra, couple of weeks ago....
reception: Hi there, have you been with us before
Client: yes, but it was a couple of years ago. What's the rates?
reception: $XXYYWWZZ
client: Are you for real!!! Last time it was $50 an hour!!
Mate, it's NEVER been $50 an hour *face palm*
 
MistressBetty said:
Let's just start a thread of the most uncomfortable things clients have said to you. Hahahaha

1. Men that approach me, say I remind them of their daughter, then proceed to book me. Big yikes

2. This guy's now one if my regulars so I know this was just some real fucked up crude humour, but I digress. So I take this man to a room. While he's in the shower, I asked what kinds of sexual things he was into as he had booked me for 5 hours. What took me off guard was him turning around and saying " I'm into little boys" with a straight face. Haaaaaa no. Uncomfortable.

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Katya Kaley | Adult Services in Perth | Escort Girls in Perth

Katya Kaley is one of our premier VIP high-class Perth escorts, offering you Perth's best adult & escort services. Book Langtrees Perth escorts!
www.langtreesofperth.com.au www.langtreesofperth.com.au
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This is awesome lol

stovo82 said:
You look fat!
I have had better!
You suck at blow jobs!
You are a lousy lay!
Your boobs are too small!
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Hang on who said this ? You or an escort ? Or are you an escort ? Xxx
 
A client fails a health check (with confirmation from another worker)

Client with smug look: So what do you think it is then?
Me: I’m not a doctor but i’m assuming it’s *xyz*
Client: you’re wrong- its herpes
Me: ummm... You know you have this? What the fuck?!
Client: 50% of the sexual population has herpes


Still to this day i’m flabbergasted :banghead:
 
Ginger Spice.02 said:
A client fails a health check (with confirmation from another worker)

Client with smug look: So what do you think it is then?
Me: I’m not a doctor but i’m assuming it’s *xyz*
Client: you’re wrong- its herpes
Me: ummm... You know you have this? What the f**k?!
Client: 50% of the sexual population has herpes


Still to this day i’m flabbergasted :banghead:
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While many posts on this Thread are clearly a fantasy I believe this post by Ginger Spice , the sad thing is this Dick Head probably went directly down to the nearest Asian parlour were some poor girl had to cover this heinous penis with a rubber and hope for the best .

He should have been held down and branded with a warning . no-sex-icon-stock-illustration-269422.jpg
 
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MistressBetty said:
Let's just start a thread of the most uncomfortable things clients have said to you. Hahahaha

1. Men that approach me, say I remind them of their daughter, then proceed to book me. Big yikes

2. This guy's now one if my regulars so I know this was just some real fucked up crude humour, but I digress. So I take this man to a room. While he's in the shower, I asked what kinds of sexual things he was into as he had booked me for 5 hours. What took me off guard was him turning around and saying " I'm into little boys" with a straight face. Haaaaaa no. Uncomfortable.

www.langtreesofperth.com.au

Katya Kaley | Adult Services in Perth | Escort Girls in Perth

Katya Kaley is one of our premier VIP high-class Perth escorts, offering you Perth's best adult & escort services. Book Langtrees Perth escorts!
www.langtreesofperth.com.au www.langtreesofperth.com.au
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I've had a client say to me, Thankyou (pause....) I'm about to say your welcome and he belts out, "for being the ugliest girl on the floor", I didn't know what to say...thankyou
 
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