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When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke!!

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Toon Hoon Flasher

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning....What part of 'broke' don't you understand?'
 
It's been awhile since I've gotten one of those people come knocking.

:laughing4
 
Yeah, Electrolux vacuum cleaner salespeople used to be everywhere but you hardly see any nowadays. Just the off J-Dub or Mormon.
 
remember the kirby vacuum cleaner? when i was a kid the sales people stayed at our house and had coffee with my parents and they wouldn't piss off.
 
Don't know why you're complaining Toon, after all here's a guy who's volunteered to suck you off for free!:occasion14
 
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