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What is the funniest thing a sex worker has said to you ?

sunyun

sunyun

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Just to start the new year off on a less serious note, what is the funniest thing a sex worker has said to you - apart from "Is it in yet ?".

Some years ago I booked an appealing lady through Escortsandbabes and turned up to find a pretty, welcoming, 30s lady.

We got the preliminaries out of the way and things started to get intimate, and I said to her (as I always do), "if I do anything you don't like, tell me and I'll avoid it".

She promptly replied, "Well I don't like fucking, so you can piss off now !"

I was stunned, and looked up to find her grinning at me with a sparkle in her eye - she became my regular for almost three years.
 
You look 20..
You look 30..
Are you Kpop?
you an artist?
Have you cum yet?
You cum quick..
Are you a singer?
You have nice cock..
You tell me you cum quick but not cum yet..
Wrong hole..
My visa expires soon, will you marry me?
Dont make sound husband outside..
You want condom or no?
 
Kenzo said:
You look 20..
You look 30..
Are you Kpop?
you an artist?
Have you cum yet?
You cum quick..
Are you a singer?
You have nice cock..
You tell me you cum quick but not cum yet..
Wrong hole..
My visa expires soon, will you marry me?
Dont make sound husband outside..
You want condom or no?
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Narrowing it down - at least I know your book ain't in the Comedy section either.😁👍
 
Kenzo said:
You look 20..
You look 30..
Are you Kpop?
you an artist?
Have you cum yet?
You cum quick..
Are you a singer?
You have nice cock..
You tell me you cum quick but not cum yet..
Wrong hole..
My visa expires soon, will you marry me?
Dont make sound husband outside..
You want condom or no?
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There's a wrong hole? 😄
 
Wasn’t a funny thing she said but rather what she did……..

I was out to see lily at Kallaroo and in my excitement I missed ducking under the archway over the drive cracked my noggin a peach. There was a steady little stream of claret running from a small lac.

Not to be deterred I proceeded with the visit and Lilly not to be deterred either was also game……. As she got naked and started to whip my shorts off it became apparent the bleeding needed more than just tissue so she called for Rose who came in and proceeded to clean up my head and put a band aid on the wound whilst Lilly cleaned my other head……… Rose recognises me from previous visits and said after I have seen Lilly if she hasn’t got a customer I should se her as well…….. a cracking session with Lilly was had and a very cracking 30 mins with Rose after.

I have to say Rose’s first aid skills were on point and both of them surpassed themselves in the bedside manner department…….
 
After I spunked way to soon: "We can just keep pretending".
Taking pants off: "Woah you're like an African". I'm a skinny white dude.
"(Giggle) What, already?"
"Wow so much milk".
After a nuru massage, she taught me to count to ten in Thai.
 
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