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What are you looking for in a AMP shop ?

Aha Life

Aha Life

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We Need Your Help

Curious as we continue to strive towards offering the best service for NOR AMP shops ,what is that you look for in visiting an AMP shop?

What puts you off?

Any services that you would like to see us provide, either post here or if you prefer send us a D.M.

We are human so won't always get it right but we do want to make it as an enjoyable experience as possible 😃.
 
Everyone has different tastes probably. Hard to cater to everyone. Although some are easier to please than others. Myself - not interested in anal, or hand jobs or blow jobs or massage. Just straight down to business.
 
I might be alone on this one but I love it when the lady is dressed nicely and let you peel her clothes off. I'm a sucker for petite lingerie and nylon stockings, to me it's kind of a turn off when they just wear a dress and thongs (on their feet), I don't find that sexy at all, just "easy" to get off I guess
 
Number 1 that attracts me is if the pictures on the ads are real , way too many fake pictures out in the AMP world, then I like seeing a smile in the picture , the picture has to be seductive put leaves something to the imagination as well. Hence why i like your shop and its efforts to maintain real photos. Also a good mix of girls don't always have to be young, some of my best experiences has often been with the more experienced girls, who have got their craft down to a fine art.

Turn offs would have to be over charging on the extras , on top of the house prices, have to think twice if over the $300 including the house fee

Like to see a really good Nuru service added, tried a few around Joondalup area and so far all fall short of a great Nuru experience, with proper Nuru gel, not oil!

Other than that keep up the good work!
 
First I would suggest real life photos. Nothing more annoying that rocking up and it’s not who booked.

Secondly, a lady who can speak conversational language, with just a touch of flirting. I know that this might be challenging after the 6th customer for the day.

Nice clean rooms with gently back ground music.

Full disclosure of prices. It’s annoying that the girls charge different prices in one venue.

Access to showers would be a huge plus.
 
Thanks for asking this! It's great to see an establishment collecting feedback and really working on customer service.

Negatives: Agreed with all the above (fake photos etc.). Here are a few that nobody has mentioned yet:

I'm 10 minutes into the massage session and the doorbell rings and my lady leaves me lying there to go and deal with someone at the door for a long time. Or they start yelling in mandarin to the lady out in the other room and having a long back and forth conversation at shouting volume.

Masseur leaving their phone next to the table and having it constantly chiming with text messages during my session and then even taking breaks to tap out text messages. I don't return to providers who do this.

Entrance on major thoroughfare where my work colleagues or clients might see me entering and exiting.

Mamasan forcing me to take the lady of her choice rather than letting me know who's available or just generally being shady about who is or isn't working.

Women with long fingernails and/or no knowledge of male anatomy attempting to give a prostate massage. If you know how to do it then it's amazing, but if you're just going to jam your finger in and out of my butthole then please don't.

Positives:

A good tease. This should be obvious! It's a big part of the AMP vs brothel/private provider differentiation is that feeling of buildup towards a sensual experience and big release. Unfortunately it's rare.

Good massage. If the provider is just going to give a limp crappy massage then it's better to just skip it and go straight to the action. On the other hand a great massage can make all the difference. It's fine either way but just make it clear that your service is either wham bam thank you ma'am or an actual sensual massage with happy ending, fs, or whatever you offer.

Have some good phrases memorized. You don't have to speak perfect English. I'm not there to have a philosophical discussion. But a few key sexy, reassuring, or complimentary sentences can really juice up a session. I had an amazing girl I used to see. When I would thank her for her after one of our incredible sexy sessions she'd always say "You're amazing, you deserve it" and there was something about it that always made me feel like a king.
 
TotalGold said:
Thanks for asking this! It's great to see an establishment collecting feedback and really working on customer service.

Negatives: Agreed with all the above (fake photos etc.). Here are a few that nobody has mentioned yet:

I'm 10 minutes into the massage session and the doorbell rings and my lady leaves me lying there to go and deal with someone at the door for a long time. Or they start yelling in mandarin to the lady out in the other room and having a long back and forth conversation at shouting volume.

Masseur leaving their phone next to the table and having it constantly chiming with text messages during my session and then even taking breaks to tap out text messages. I don't return to providers who do this.

Entrance on major thoroughfare where my work colleagues or clients might see me entering and exiting.

Mamasan forcing me to take the lady of her choice rather than letting me know who's available or just generally being shady about who is or isn't working.

Women with long fingernails and/or no knowledge of male anatomy attempting to give a prostate massage. If you know how to do it then it's amazing, but if you're just going to jam your finger in and out of my butthole then please don't.

Positives:

A good tease. This should be obvious! It's a big part of the AMP vs brothel/private provider differentiation is that feeling of buildup towards a sensual experience and big release. Unfortunately it's rare.

Good massage. If the provider is just going to give a limp crappy massage then it's better to just skip it and go straight to the action. On the other hand a great massage can make all the difference. It's fine either way but just make it clear that your service is either wham bam thank you ma'am or an actual sensual massage with happy ending, fs, or whatever you offer.

Have some good phrases memorized. You don't have to speak perfect English. I'm not there to have a philosophical discussion. But a few key sexy, reassuring, or complimentary sentences can really juice up a session. I had an amazing girl I used to see. When I would thank her for her after one of our incredible sexy sessions she'd always say "You're amazing, you deserve it" and there was something about it that always made me feel like a king.
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Excellent reply 👍
 
Great teasing will get most punters back again and again. The build up tease for me outweighs anything especially Neveah who gives excellent value body slide. So far Neveah is my go to. I have yet to see Miko and Bea unfortunately they are too far.
 
Attractive 20 to 30 yo girls. Sexy outfits, like how the girls used to dress in white short skirt uniforms at FaFa back in its heyday, good tease and up front discussion of extras. Believe it or not, many AMPs were like this a decade ago.
 
The Voice said:
Attractive 20 to 30 yo girls. Sexy outfits, like how the girls used to dress in white short skirt uniforms at FaFa back in its heyday, good tease and up front discussion of extras. Believe it or not, many AMPs were like this a decade ago.
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Oh you mean like our Neveah , who works here on Tuesday/Friday & Saturday :)
 
Aha Life said:
We Need Your Help

Curious as we continue to strive towards offering the best service for NOR AMP shops ,what is that you look for in visiting an AMP shop?

What puts you off?

Any services that you would like to see us provide, either post here or if you prefer send us a D.M.

We are human so won't always get it right but we do want to make it as an enjoyable experience as possible 😃.
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Non asian girls would be nice
 
Shazaam said:
Able to pick from a line up would be hot.
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bd123 said:
Non asian girls would be nice
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Unfortunately very hard to find , and often not keen to work in a AMP shop, plus they are often looking for a lot more $$$ than we can and or we believe our lovely clients will provide . Currently with a clamp down on visa restrictions it does make it even harder to extend our team, as much as we may like too, and to find girls who have genuine massage skills.
 
It’s always baffled me why more amps aren’t setup like bodyheat. Have a selection of girls to choose from on arrival. Both parties know what’s going to happen from the get go so nobody minds paying a little extra to begin with rather than bartering for every single extra and then the WL is also naked the whole time and then from then a discussion of extras beyond a naked HJ

That is not me saying that bh is the best thing out there but I tend to gravitate there personally because I know the minimum service I’m going to get and I’m going to be able to choose an available lady I like the look of
 
Maybe a code of conduct of real non photo shopped photos or no photos would stop so much stupid time wasting
 
Just the idea of horse trading charges over the massage table to get more money is enough to stunt my boner and illicit a swift retreat again wasting every bodies time and making both parties grumpy
 
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