What’s the Most Creative Pick-Up Line You’ve Heard or Used?

[Aurora Love]

Alright, let’s talk game some pick-up lines are smooth, some are hilarious and some are so bad they actually work!! I once had someone say "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Cheesy? Yes. Effective? …Maybe.

Now it’s your turn! What’s the best (or worst) pick-up line you’ve ever heard, used, or fallen for? Bonus points if it actually worked!

Aurora Love x

 

[mrys]

Hi I'm John. All the good pick up lines are taken..........but I'm hoping you're not? Always got a chat out of it at worst.

 

[Phoebe]

Alright, let’s talk game some pick-up lines are smooth, some are hilarious and some are so bad they actually work!! I once had someone say "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Cheesy? Yes. Effective? …Maybe.

Now it’s your turn! What’s the best (or worst) pick-up line you’ve ever heard, used, or fallen for? Bonus points if it actually worked!

Aurora Love x

Have you run out of them and need Ideas???

 

[Phoebe]

How sad is that, speaking of pick up lines... @Lana was speaking of this the other day... imagine being 25 and never asked a woman out....

 

[Master Yoda]

A friend once claimed he picked up a stripper with,
“You’re a pig, but you’ll do”.

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Did one of the dumbest things ever once I pulled this girls hair.
She smiled and said you pulled my hair I explained that I though she was wearing a wig anyway we got chatting and really got along well and from that time on she really got off on hair pulling then one day when we were getting naughty I asked if I could spank her and that did it she gets off on spanking and hair pulling anyway she dumped me for a girl who had better bum for spanking and hair for pulling.

 

[GKStyles]

For some reason I seem to have perfect timing with "that's what she said" and if it doesn't land right the first time I follow with "it's a sex joke don't you get it?"
The trick is to then drop it in a few more times in an obviously corny way if we're hitting it off enough to be still talking long enough. It doesn't take long for the conversation to become a little more edgy and risqué because if everything can be turned into a sex joke the potential for innuendo at each moment is like a kind of mental door opening to flirting more and expressing intent with confidence.

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Has anyone ever used the daggy ones.
do you like BBQs and do you like sausages because I would like to take you to a bbq and show you my sausage.

Or do you like chocolate because I have a bar in my pocket.

 

[Vader]

I believe you are what you eat, and by the morning I’ll be you.

 

[UNSC-ONI]

How sad is that, speaking of pick up lines... @Lana was speaking of this the other day... imagine being 25 and never asked a woman out....

This isn't really the place to get into the controversial politics behind this but I'm sure if you ask some of the more introverted younger clients they can tell you about the widening gap between the genders.

 

[Phoebe]

This isn't really the place to get into the controversial politics behind this but I'm sure if you ask some of the more introverted younger clients they can tell you about the widening gap between the genders.

Women are getting on with it....

 

[Master Yoda]

Truthfully, the line that got me married to a beautiful woman when I met her was…

“May I have your phone number?, I’d like to take you out”.