we all need cheering up- quickfire jokes & one-liners

[CraftyBear]

I'm telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's raisin awareness

 

[boz]

I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram. He said "Venn?" I said "As soon as you can".

 

[Shawn5304]

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support

 

[Shawn5304]

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

 

[CraftyBear]

I just went to donate blood for the first time. Never again! So many questions. Whose is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

I just went to donate blood for the first time. Never again! So many questions. Whose is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?

At least you tried to help those who need a blood transfusion for what ever reason.