Sunny Lad
Silver Member
Turned down extras today. It takes a fair bit to go wrong for me to reject the offer. Today was surreal. Went to a place near Osborne park today and had an older lady. This place usually has older ladies and I actually like it because they’re more relaxed and generally know what men like. This lady was new though. Never had her before and she was shockingly bad.
Went for the 30 mins as per usual. $45 down already. Hoping for sensual teasing, but got nothin close to it. Started by sitting on top of my bum which I didn’t mind but accidentally let rip on me when she was getting off. That was it for me. I knew there was nothing she could do from that point to get me in the mood. She then began the oil massage and her hands felt like dry pieces of bark, even with the oil. I’ve never had anything like it. The massage was terrible. It lasted an about 10 minutes and she rushed off to get the hot towel. Came back, wiped me down and turned me over. Pretended to be interested in what I had, she asked what I wanted to which I replied “no extras today, thanks”. She was genuinely shocked which baffled me. She quite literally farted on me and expected me to be interested in more. At that point she started pleading that the bosses get the massage fee so she doesn’t get paid unless there’s extras. Even if I wanted to help, there was no way I could get hard enough to go through with it. I certainly wasn’t going to tip for the experience either.
Weirdest punt I’ve ever had
Went for the 30 mins as per usual. $45 down already. Hoping for sensual teasing, but got nothin close to it. Started by sitting on top of my bum which I didn’t mind but accidentally let rip on me when she was getting off. That was it for me. I knew there was nothing she could do from that point to get me in the mood. She then began the oil massage and her hands felt like dry pieces of bark, even with the oil. I’ve never had anything like it. The massage was terrible. It lasted an about 10 minutes and she rushed off to get the hot towel. Came back, wiped me down and turned me over. Pretended to be interested in what I had, she asked what I wanted to which I replied “no extras today, thanks”. She was genuinely shocked which baffled me. She quite literally farted on me and expected me to be interested in more. At that point she started pleading that the bosses get the massage fee so she doesn’t get paid unless there’s extras. Even if I wanted to help, there was no way I could get hard enough to go through with it. I certainly wasn’t going to tip for the experience either.
Weirdest punt I’ve ever had
