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Tuart Hill Massage

M0rpheus

M0rpheus

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What a dreary sad and sorry place this is.
Where do I even begin?
This past week I booked an appointment to see one of the ladies.
Just for context - I had never previously been there.
When I arrived, I could already see the place looked a bit dilapidated.
Nobody was at reception but someone did start screaming in Chinese from the laundry at the back of the shop.
I eventually worked out that she wanted to know whether I had a booking.
Eventually, she came out of the laundry to the reception area.
As I had never been there before, and she wouldn't give me details over the phone, I asked her to tell me what services were offered as well as prices.
She led me to a dimly lit room and called one of the girls (who had absolutely no resemblance to her pictre on the website.
Her English was even worse than the receptionist.
There were no showers that I could see and thelinen on the bed in the room looked dirty.
Needless to stay, 2 minutes later, I was back in my car and on my way home.
EXTREMELY disappointing.
TBH - this pretty much seems the "norm" at these Chinese massage parlours.
I am yet to find one that is half decent.
And NO, I have never spent more than a minute or two at these places - and I suspect I never will.

And that is my whinge for this Friday afternoon.
Have a good weekend all.
 
M0rpheus said:
What a dreary sad and sorry place this is.
Where do I even begin?
This past week I booked an appointment to see one of the ladies.
Just for context - I had never previously been there.
When I arrived, I could already see the place looked a bit dilapidated.
Nobody was at reception but someone did start screaming in Chinese from the laundry at the back of the shop.
I eventually worked out that she wanted to know whether I had a booking.
Eventually, she came out of the laundry to the reception area.
As I had never been there before, and she wouldn't give me details over the phone, I asked her to tell me what services were offered as well as prices.
She led me to a dimly lit room and called one of the girls (who had absolutely no resemblance to her pictre on the website.
Her English was even worse than the receptionist.
There were no showers that I could see and thelinen on the bed in the room looked dirty.
Needless to stay, 2 minutes later, I was back in my car and on my way home.
EXTREMELY disappointing.
TBH - this pretty much seems the "norm" at these Chinese massage parlours.
I am yet to find one that is half decent.
And NO, I have never spent more than a minute or two at these places - and I suspect I never will.

And that is my whinge for this Friday afternoon.
Have a good weekend all.
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What place was this? There are several AMPs in Tuart Hill.
 
Apparently Fiona’s in Redcliffe is some sort of Shangri-La according to the punters on Discord. Last time I went in there the standard of ladies were similar to this!
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M0rpheus said:
What a dreary sad and sorry place this is.
Where do I even begin?
This past week I booked an appointment to see one of the ladies.
Just for context - I had never previously been there.
When I arrived, I could already see the place looked a bit dilapidated.
Nobody was at reception but someone did start screaming in Chinese from the laundry at the back of the shop.
I eventually worked out that she wanted to know whether I had a booking.
Eventually, she came out of the laundry to the reception area.
As I had never been there before, and she wouldn't give me details over the phone, I asked her to tell me what services were offered as well as prices.
She led me to a dimly lit room and called one of the girls (who had absolutely no resemblance to her pictre on the website.
Her English was even worse than the receptionist.
There were no showers that I could see and thelinen on the bed in the room looked dirty.
Needless to stay, 2 minutes later, I was back in my car and on my way home.
EXTREMELY disappointing.
TBH - this pretty much seems the "norm" at these Chinese massage parlours.
I am yet to find one that is half decent.
And NO, I have never spent more than a minute or two at these places - and I suspect I never will.

And that is my whinge for this Friday afternoon.
Have a good weekend all.
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Interesting, i have been here twice , seeing Yuna and Eva , I agree the shop is not that large and has been taken over about 12 months ago , so the shop has been around for a while . But firstly their is a shower on the premises , and when i have been there the rooms where spotless clean including the linen. Dimly lid rooms , well most of the AMP shops are like that. Still fair enough it does seem that AMP shops are not your forte.
Have a great weekend also :)
 
M0rpheus said:
What a dreary sad and sorry place this is.
Where do I even begin?
This past week I booked an appointment to see one of the ladies.
Just for context - I had never previously been there.
When I arrived, I could already see the place looked a bit dilapidated.
Nobody was at reception but someone did start screaming in Chinese from the laundry at the back of the shop.
I eventually worked out that she wanted to know whether I had a booking.
Eventually, she came out of the laundry to the reception area.
As I had never been there before, and she wouldn't give me details over the phone, I asked her to tell me what services were offered as well as prices.
She led me to a dimly lit room and called one of the girls (who had absolutely no resemblance to her pictre on the website.
Her English was even worse than the receptionist.
There were no showers that I could see and thelinen on the bed in the room looked dirty.
Needless to stay, 2 minutes later, I was back in my car and on my way home.
EXTREMELY disappointing.
TBH - this pretty much seems the "norm" at these Chinese massage parlours.
I am yet to find one that is half decent.
And NO, I have never spent more than a minute or two at these places - and I suspect I never will.

And that is my whinge for this Friday afternoon.
Have a good weekend all.
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Your post is generic BS.
 
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