Top ten things men would do if they woke up with a vagina for a day...

[Ms Sue]

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

[Happy2]

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
.

Mothers of the world rejoice!!
You have found a way to get your sons to eat their greens

 

[Farm Boy]

I die of shock when having the obligatory early morning scratch .

 

[Happy2]

I die of shock when having the obligatory early morning scratch .

Love it Farmboy :laughing4

 

[Happy2]

Ms Sue The weird thought that goes through my head is "Well I have to give this thing a test run" But then its "But then I have to get a bloke to screw " Now that goes against every fibre in my being So I will have one of natures gifts But totally unable to use it
as the lady upstairs designed it for

 

[Farm Boy]

Ms Sue The weird thought that goes through my head is "Well I have to give this thing a test run" But then its "But then I have to get a bloke to screw " Now that goes against every fibre in my being So I will have one of natures gifts But totally unable to use it
as the lady upstairs designed it for

You could always go down to Langtrees for a bit of girl on man with vagina action .

 

[homer]

oh one would try to eat the cat. lol
and finally know how it feels doggy style.

but for most part I'd be freaked out and prayed for my stick back even though not a gigantor...but i'd miss it. In the process pray for a magic wand lol.

 

[Happy2]

Would a vagina be useful for shoplifting
Squat over the display Lower Clench Walk away?

 

[Alecia the Foxx]

Quit their job for a day and make some serious money while they can.

 

[Farm Boy]

Would a vagina be useful for shoplifting
Squat over the display Lower Clench Walk away?

The store detective is going to kiss your ear and the loot will fall on the floor .

 

[Happy2]

The store detective is going to kiss your ear and the loot will fall on the floor .

I will never steal another frenchstick again in my life

 

[Farm Boy]

Quit their job for a day and make some serious money while they can.

Foxey the Question concerned waking up with a vagina no one said we were going to beautiful.

 

[Happy2]

Foxey the Question concerned waking up with a vagina no one said we were going to beautiful.

FB you forgot the male mind for a sec
Any girl is good looking because of the vagina
If you are allowed access she is beautiful/goddess status

 

[Farm Boy]

FB you forgot the male mind for a sec
Any girl is good looking because of the vagina
If you are allowed access she is beautiful/goddess status

It would take a fortune and a fanny before I was 10% desirable .

 

[Happy2]

It would take a fortune and a fanny before I was 10% desirable .

CAREFUL FB I may be getting ideas Cooped up inside No harvesting getting very frustrated 10% sounds pretty good at the moment LOL

 

[Triggsurf]

Haha all really good answers! If it did happen let's just hope it's a PMS free day

 

[Farm Boy]

CAREFUL FB I may be getting ideas Cooped up inside No harvesting getting very frustrated 10% sounds pretty good at the moment LOL

A bit of Farmer on Farmer sex? nar stuff that lets talk about sheep.

 

[Happy2]

A bit of Farmer on Farmer sex? nar stuff that lets talk about sheep.

What? maul a merino
Bugger a border-lester
That sort of thing?

 

[Farm Boy]

We could ask Foxy If any of her countrymen
actuality have rooted a Romney Mash?

 

[Happy2]

Fb I dont think you could upset a kiwi at the moment their still on cloud nine with the world cup
Anyway I am going to NZ soon got to keep sweet

 

[Rhett and Scarlett]

Rhett wakes up with a gorgeous vagina EVERY day :la:

 

[Maxxy]

I'd go out to get a lady and try some pussy on pussy action.

 

[Charlies Perth]

I suppose they would cop a feel without getting slapped then check for breasts after having heart failure that their pride and joy has disappeared lol

 

[russellp1313]

I think I would have to go for the ultimate - Sybian