Ms Sue
Legend Member
Tips on how to write an escort review
Did you have a great time with your Australian escort? Are you amazed by her beauty, skill, and how she made the moment (and you!) feel very, very special?
Then share your appreciation by leaving a review on her escort profile. This sincere gesture can not only help her business, but will certainly be appreciated -- after all, who doesn’t love a compliment and praise?
1. You don’t need to go into a lot of detail
Your escort review shouldn’t read like a page torn out of the latest erotic bestseller. Put yourself in another gentleman’s shoes. What would make you want to book? You don’t really need the blow-by-blow (pun not intended) -- just a general idea of the mood, what made the experience feel extra special, and what makes the lady different from others you’ve met.
2. Use respectful language
Save the dirty talk for the bedroom. While you probably have very vivid, very naughty memories of your time together, all of which make the hottest porn movie look tame, bear in mind that the words you pick are meant for public consumption. Be tasteful. You want other gentlemen to treat her like a lady, which starts with you speaking of her as a lady. A very seductive, skilled, and sexy lady but a lady nonetheless.
3. Don’t just gush
You can go into superlatives: “She’s amazing! She’s the best I ever had! I can’t wait to meet her again!” But superlatives don’t really mean a lot to the person reading your reviews. That’s like saying, “That sunset was really pretty!” Of course -- have you ever seen an ugly sunset?
So you have to balance being too detailed with being too general, and the best way to go about that is to pick your favorite memory or moment and describe it as respectfully as possible.
For example, you can say, “She gave the best BJ of my life.” Or “She knew how to bring me to the edge and keep me there until I was begging for release.”
Maybe you liked her personality. “I’ve never laughed so much at a first date.” Or, “I was really shy and didn’t know what to say since it was my first booking, but she really made me feel comfortable.”
Or you could single out a very beautiful feature. “She has beautiful, kind blue eyes. I could look into them forever.” Or ‘She looks exactly like she does in the photos. Nothing’s photoshopped -- I promise you she’s really that sexy!”
4. Ask her opinion
When in doubt, ask her if she wants to read your review first. Then you can tell if she’s comfortable with what you said -- after all, it’s going to appear on her escort profile.
5. Be yourself
You’re not going to be graded on your review. You don’t need to impress anyone. Just be sincere. That’s more important than grammar or your ability to spin a poetic phrase. Ultimately, see your post as a chance to say thank you to a lady for a wonderful time, and the only thing that matters is you share your thoughts with respect and thoughtfulness -- just like any gentleman would.
Hope this helps
Ms Sue
Did you have a great time with your Australian escort? Are you amazed by her beauty, skill, and how she made the moment (and you!) feel very, very special?
Then share your appreciation by leaving a review on her escort profile. This sincere gesture can not only help her business, but will certainly be appreciated -- after all, who doesn’t love a compliment and praise?
1. You don’t need to go into a lot of detail
Your escort review shouldn’t read like a page torn out of the latest erotic bestseller. Put yourself in another gentleman’s shoes. What would make you want to book? You don’t really need the blow-by-blow (pun not intended) -- just a general idea of the mood, what made the experience feel extra special, and what makes the lady different from others you’ve met.
2. Use respectful language
Save the dirty talk for the bedroom. While you probably have very vivid, very naughty memories of your time together, all of which make the hottest porn movie look tame, bear in mind that the words you pick are meant for public consumption. Be tasteful. You want other gentlemen to treat her like a lady, which starts with you speaking of her as a lady. A very seductive, skilled, and sexy lady but a lady nonetheless.
3. Don’t just gush
You can go into superlatives: “She’s amazing! She’s the best I ever had! I can’t wait to meet her again!” But superlatives don’t really mean a lot to the person reading your reviews. That’s like saying, “That sunset was really pretty!” Of course -- have you ever seen an ugly sunset?
So you have to balance being too detailed with being too general, and the best way to go about that is to pick your favorite memory or moment and describe it as respectfully as possible.
For example, you can say, “She gave the best BJ of my life.” Or “She knew how to bring me to the edge and keep me there until I was begging for release.”
Maybe you liked her personality. “I’ve never laughed so much at a first date.” Or, “I was really shy and didn’t know what to say since it was my first booking, but she really made me feel comfortable.”
Or you could single out a very beautiful feature. “She has beautiful, kind blue eyes. I could look into them forever.” Or ‘She looks exactly like she does in the photos. Nothing’s photoshopped -- I promise you she’s really that sexy!”
4. Ask her opinion
When in doubt, ask her if she wants to read your review first. Then you can tell if she’s comfortable with what you said -- after all, it’s going to appear on her escort profile.
5. Be yourself
You’re not going to be graded on your review. You don’t need to impress anyone. Just be sincere. That’s more important than grammar or your ability to spin a poetic phrase. Ultimately, see your post as a chance to say thank you to a lady for a wonderful time, and the only thing that matters is you share your thoughts with respect and thoughtfulness -- just like any gentleman would.
Hope this helps
Ms Sue